Les-pining

When you hope that two same-sex characters in show or movie are together even though they have no evidence of being gay

I was watching twilight and I was totally les-pining over Bella and Alice

by Doubledmanx July 13, 2020

Dick-pining

Basically the traditional roles of man chasing woman and woman being pursued is switched. And she is after your dick hence dick-pining.

Guy 1: "Dude butterface is keeps dick-pining me and I don't know how to deal with it."
Guy 2: "Well you can either use her or lose her ... or both."

by goin' hoggin December 6, 2010

mutually pining

Mutually pining is when two people who like or love each other but think the other one isn't interested, making this trope also a sort of unrequited love.

Nandermo is not mutually pining

by theshadowsfx June 2, 2022

Mung Pining

Mung diving but when the corpse has pin worms. This is done to enjoy the yummy taste of the intestinal juices mixed with pin worms.

This corpse has pin worms, screw mung diving lets go mung pining.

by Ratking69 May 28, 2023

twin pining

The inexplicable act when there is a queue at the cashpoint and someone withdraws money with one card only to remove it and use a second card to withdraw more, hence adding a twin to her first pin baby!!

'Why were you so long?'... 'Some dick was at the cashpoint twin pining'

by Waves14 August 23, 2011

peningful

something that is sexually arousing to a male; i.e meaningful to your penis

"damn look at that hot girl"
"yeah she's really peningful to me"

by seksimopho November 13, 2012

piling system

The system used by extremely intelligent people to organize their stuff. It is put into piles and gets sorted as needed.

I couldn't find my student loan application but found it in the "August" section of my piling system.

by realmccoy420 October 28, 2010