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Pinecone 

An extremely annoying or overplayed song on the radio. This definition comes from dialogue in the film Live Free or Die Hard when John McClane turns on the classic radio station and the song 'Fortunate Son' by Creedence Clearwater Revival is playing:

John McClane: You don't like Creedence?
Matt Farrell: This is like having a pinecone shoved in my ass.
('Clumsy' starts playing) "Not this pinecone again!"

"What's that new pinecone by Avril Lavigne called?"

"'Gimme More' is such a huge pinecone!"
Pinecone by Jordan12345 November 2, 2008
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Pinecone 

Verb: To intentionally clog an unsuspecting host's toilet by the deposition of an excessively dense, smelly and bulbous shit. This action is preformed properly when said shit is visible even after the initial flush, as if someone had dumped pine cones in the bowl.
Why sir, thank you very much for pineconing my toilet while you were hammered last night. You should really pinecone the movie theater next time instead.
Pinecone by docHolliday December 2, 2013

Pinecone 

The word when refering to "Amanda" or "Lexis". Pinecone meaning, "Fuck you" or, "Your a bitch"
Amanda your such a damn pinecone
Lexis you fucking pinecone
Pinecone by Random Person November 28, 2004

Pinecone 

To hit someone with a large object in an accidental manner.
Baseball player: "Have you heard about Randy McCormick?"
Coach: "The guy that got pineconed by a pitch?"
Baseball player: "Yeah. I wonder if he's out of the ICU."
Pinecone by Sven-Detlev September 8, 2009

pinecone 

A thing on a tree that sorta looks like a turd but can be useful in some occasions.
"Why did u look up pinecone biotch"
pinecone by wowowz February 18, 2008

Pinecone 

Somebody with the name chloe who insults your cooking.
You're such a pinecone my cooking is brilliant
Pinecone by LBJ720 September 16, 2019

Pinecone 

When a guys penis smells like marajuana.
Say your kicked back, relaxing, having a good time. You light up a blunt and start smoking it and you share it with a girl. Then if the girl gets freaky and decides to blow you, your dick will end up smellin like weed. Weed-->tree= pine penis=cone hence...pinecone.
Pinecone by Italy July 21, 2008