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Pinch a Loaf 

Where you have to take a major dump, but are worried about the outcome.
Dude, that toilet is so clean, I better pinch a loaf
Pinch a Loaf by bill May 1, 2003

Pinch A Loaf 

Not to be confused with the squirts or explosive diarrhea. A nice solid toilet stopping dump.
Me: Bro I was spitting game at this milf at the bar and she wanted me to come back to her place and watch a movie but damn my tummy was rumbling.
Bro: Oh shit if you Pinch A Loaf and stop up her toilet you better dip out if she doesn’t have a plunger.

Pinch-A-Loaf 

To expel solid waste from the anus. Refered to in the movie "Shawshank Redemption".
guard: I'm gonna go Pinch-A-Loaf, so this stuff better be cleaned up before the wardon gets back

Pinch-A-Loaf 

The act of dispursing poo out of the anus. Slang terms include: pinch a mean one, dropping the kids off at the pool, taking the browns to the super bowl, taking a dump, lose some poundage, drop a load, etc.
Hey man, I really gotta Pinch-A-Loaf, can I use your bathroom?
Pinch-A-Loaf by Monnor Cunn July 20, 2010

"Pinch a loaf"

To extrude an exceptionally massive terd.
If the boss is wondering where I am, please tell him that I had to "pinch a loaf".

pinch a hot loaf 

The act of taking a shit in winter in a less than reputable establishment that either doesn't pay the heat bill, or is too fucking cheap to turn it up, in turn, making the porcelain of the toilet so cold that when you shit, it resembles the appearance of a hot loaf of bread being removed from the oven as steam permeates through the bathroom.
"Man, you would have thought that bathroom came with a free bakers hat after pinching that steaming hot loaf in there."

"Yeah, you would pinch a hot loaf in a shithole bar like that."
pinch a hot loaf by lulem400 January 12, 2010