Pilk

The act of punching something and extracting the liquid that comes out.

"I'm going to pilk the shit out of you."
"I love pilked grape juice, you can taste the anger."

Pilk by The pilk goblin September 4, 2021

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alot of people think they know about pilk but after a quick twip to the toilert i gotta say i know what pilk really is

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I can't believe Dave pilked like that. We were really counting on him.

pilk by Hockey Dad August 10, 2017

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The sexual action of putting one's penis between their mate's tits

it is though as a combination of ''pee'' and ''milk''

''honestly this sounds like a word that a child would make, I mean, pilk? Seriously?''

Pilk by A hypocrite October 14, 2018

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Last week I said I wanted to pilk. And you know what... I did it! Yesterday, I pilked!

Pilk by timbuk3 February 6, 2019

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A dirty, smelly, obnoxious person who thinks he/she can intimidate any person or thing.

There are too many white trash pilks in this town always trying to start trouble

Pilk by Heathism July 27, 2021

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A Lovecraftian combination of Pepsi and Milk. A drink consumed only by the most mentally insane or mentally ascended individuals in existence.

Mate 1: "Mate I am full of pilk."
Mate 2: "Pilk? What's that?"
Mate 1: "The most delicious thing ever."

Pilk by JustAMulkshake November 16, 2021

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