piker

A bloody stupid sod who's more annoying than a modron in an art gallery

Bloody Piker! Pike off or I'll smash your brain-box!

by Galen Deepinglen May 7, 2003

piker

vegie

veige is a piker

by vagie lvoes wang March 19, 2003

Piker

One who trades securities on a small time, even amatuerish fashion.

Brett is a filthy two lot piker. Thats why he runs with them ugly little chickenheads.

by sucker MC April 18, 2006

Piker

When someone fails to meet the expectations (go out, drink, party nething expected on a weekend apart from sleep) fails to last an interval of time.

"Jim went to Piked last night at 11 instead of going out" "Complete Piker"

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

Piker

Usually a Sales Term: Refers to a prospective customer who promises they want to buy & never follows through. Someone who refuses to just say no & continues to give you the run around. Someone who says one thing and backs out.

That Guy said he wanted to buy a 1200$ ad, and now he wont answer the phone, fucking piker.

by KBizzle123 April 8, 2011

Piker

Someone who can't make it big; an amateur.

That guy's small potatoes - a real piker.

by spitboy March 26, 2007

Piker

Someone who acts as though has some semi credible net worth (less than $2000) when in actual fact a considerably smaller amount.

To qualify a piker they must a )consider $50 an investment

b) sounds like really irritating, banal pathetic/useless/ stupid/moron inducing sludge

Talks for hours about investments and has invested nothing, what a piker

That fucking piker, he claimed he had a million and he dropped.

What totally shit piece of human action, what a piker

by tinstol July 6, 2011