head full of pimms

bit sketchy on detail, more concerned with rowing, placing jumpers over the shoulders and pimms than the real world

Smythers "head full of pimms"

by Sgwbelfast April 3, 2007

PIMS

Stands for: Peeing In My Shoes

Means for when your peeing your pants especially when your wearing shorts.

Girl: I was laughing so hard I was PIMS

by UrbanLegend1234 March 21, 2010

Anyone for Pimms?

Used to be funny generally and break awkward silences by referencing the British TV advert about the posh drink Pimms.
Also used in football as a way of asking team-mates if you should shoot yet. (The answer being "Pimms o' clock!!!" or "not yet")
Occasionaly administers as a chat up line.

Jake: My Nan's just died...
Tony: Anyone for Pimms?

or

Tom: Hey Stuart, meet my friend John.
Stuart: Anyone for Pimms? (while smiling broadly and shaking his hand)

or

James: Anyone for Pimms? (while dribbling in a football match)
Dan: Pimms O' Clock!
(James shoots at goal)

or

(Ben sits alone at a bar and a girl sits next to him)
Ben: Anyone for Pimms?! (he shouts loudly at her)

by Jimbozi August 8, 2008

pimms

Soft drink drunk by cock monglers

That Keith Attwood loves Pimms

by Mike Hannant February 21, 2003

Pimms cup

When you and your partner are doing it, then you just start jack hammering and spin 360° while you drink soda water

Last night we decided to try doing the Pimms cup and now we have ants. Cos that's how we get ants.

by Sir Bob July 24, 2017

Pimms O' Clock

Used when about to shoot at goal in a British football match, to both alert team-mates and scare opposition.
Also used as a exclamation when celebrating a goal.

James: Pimms O' Clock! (fires a soaring shot over the bar)
Dan: Maybe not quite yet then.

by Jimbozi August 5, 2008

Irish Pimms

Irish Pimms is the name given to the popular drink of Guinness with a dash of blackcurrant cordial added.

Good day landlord, a pint of Irish Pimms please.

by Bar-M Badger May 26, 2010