Porking

The act of having sex, or fucking.
Porking is sex without the art
Porking is dirty, nasty sex that includes Vaginal Chainsaw Massacres, Boston Pancakes, or the notorious Hot Karl

Woodcock's porking this guys mom!!!

by The Murphinator January 19, 2010

snorkel porking

When an individual dawns a two piece wetsuit, flippers, a sheathed broken piece of glass and a snorkel mask enters a body of salt water with moderate to large pig in arms, the individual proceeds to sodomize said pig while venting its innards into the saltwater with the glass shard, causing pig to lose buoyancy pulling the sodomite and bleeding pig under the surface of the water until climax.

Noun, Verb, Adj.

Noun: "I'd rather be snorkel porking."

Verb: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING BILL!?" "I am snokel porking."

Adjective: "Man thats a snokelporking ride you got there."

by snorkpork November 28, 2010

Parallel porking

The act of having sex with 3 people or more

Made by “ninja sex party”

Ninja with aids: Hey which chick did you bang last night
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both

by 4 swordsman October 13, 2020

porking lot

A parking lot that is commonly known for having car sex.

Johnny took Jane out on a date to the porking lot last night.

by SomeChickInCali December 28, 2010

Plorking

Working from home but the truth is you are just playing from home and getting paid.

Sally is plorking from home today said her supervisor to their assistant.

by Stockpicker April 19, 2021

Porking it

When a man beats the shit out of his meat while rubbing A1 steak sauce on it ... .

Mom : (knocking on the door) Hey billy do your homework right away
Billy : fuck up mom ..im still "porking it"

by furrywall June 17, 2011

porking

to want to have sex with someone hard

i'm gunna give sally a right good porking

by connor and dean August 22, 2008