Phonephones

When you use two telephones at the same time to hear the same thing in both ears: A reciever on each ear, speaking into the two transmitters. This is useful in loud environments to block out the noise, or to amuse yourself when talking to someone really boring.

Because Nancy was so boring to talk to, Bob had to use phonephones. Coming through the two speakers, his voice sounded like Iron Man.

by weetodd March 26, 2008

Poonophobia

The fear of having sexual intercourse, often for the first time.

Bob - "Did Tim and Jane have sex last night?"

Rob - "Nah, Tim got poonophobia and said he'd rather watch a movie instead."

by Bill_Withers September 27, 2009

phonephobic

An irrational fear of answering the phone. The fear arises from anxieties as to whom may be calling (a former spouse, a spurned lover, a tax collector or other creditor, an enraged garage mechanic, a parent) - why they may be calling (to give the callee a very hard time, belittle them, issue threats) - and the psychology of the conversation (false promises leading to humiliation, being made to look a pratt). In extreme cases someone who is phonephobic may hide in the house as the phone rings, desperately trying to ignore it, while plagued by remote telephonic demons.

She was so phonephobic that none of her family, loved ones or friends could ring her in the house. Often a worried caller would rush around to her house to see if she was OK, only to find her hiding in the hall cupboard.

by Jimmy Mulligan February 21, 2011

Phobophobia

A fear of fear itself. A real phobia.

Bob had Phobophobia, so when he found out, he entered a comatose state and imploded into a black hole

by Supertrain12 December 20, 2019

phobophobe

The fear of being afraid. More precisely, a mental disorder which causes the irrational, disabling fear of a clinical condition which includes an irrational, disabling fear of something.

Someone who makes a living as a dare-devil might be a phobophobe should their drive for self-preservation threaten their well being.

by Rex Ray September 30, 2006

Phonophobic

Someone who fears talking on the phone, but not in other forms of communication.

Can we text message each other instead of talking on the phone because I'm phonophobic.

by AxPxE January 9, 2008

PhobeoPhobe

A phobophobe is a person who is afraid of having a phobia. They have absolutely no clue this is a phobia, and if you tell them they will experience nausea, nosebleeds, dislocations, massive aneurisms, seizures, immediate dyslexia, blindness, deafness, broken bones, fractured ribs, carpel tunnel syndrome, alzheimer's, bubonic plague, teeth grinding, every sweating disorder, depression, anxiety, self-consciousness, and 1023.33 more things

Look at how she's doing everything. I think she's a phobeophobe.

by Command C Command V January 23, 2020