phlumpis

a large red ring around the bumhole, also known as a ringsting, this looks like the japanese flag.

japanese flag, poo burn, phlumpis

by rate my cock February 28, 2009

Plumptuat

When you eat an excessive amount of lardo like foods, and then you sit on your fat ass and let it thicken

look at that fat ass over there eating doritos, she’s bound to plumptuat

by bigggbraaaiinn July 29, 2020

plumptress

Attractive, pleasant, though to some perhaps overweight lovely lady.

"Oh err, check out the plumptress in the corner" said Tom to his friends in the Rose and Crown.

by strottos May 7, 2019

Plumpting

Where a man of a "Pimp" Nature who has sex with his "Hoes" that generally has a obession with Punting,
That instead his Hoes are very obese women.

That guys a Plumpting master! Oh my gosh!
I should get rid of my Hoes for them ones!

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

Plumpted

An animated or inanimate object of a large persuasion, can also be onomatopoeia
Re: fat, heffa, looks like a hoose end, yo mamma

“He plumpted his prices in order to get more money”

“Honey, where did you put the remote?

Its next to the Cushion!

Which cushion, the plumpted one or the small one ?”

“betty plumpted upon the sofa"

by McShnickers August 17, 2017

Phlump

Another word for Fez, can also be subbed-in at any point in any sentence. Fez - Hat with a tassle worn by people in the middle east.

Bob: "i got a Phlump at the gas station."
Steve: "well, i Phlumped a big one in the bathroom! Eat that you phlumper..."

by Joe P. January 4, 2004

Plumpton

When a guy gets his dick caught on the outside of his underwear.

Bruh I was taking a shit then my car alarm went off, I did a quick wipe and pulled up my draws but my dick was hanging out so I ran outside with a Plumpton

by Musicismylifegang January 10, 2018