phumfucker

A manipulative person who submits that they will gently insert one finger, and one finger only, during anal play, but then forces their fat dick without concern for the vulnerable partner.

Barrack Hussein Obama baited us with affordable care, and then shoved the piece of shit that is known as the Affordable Care Act down our throats / up our asses. He is truly a phumfucker.

by Paul Jansberg July 30, 2017

Pflumff

Onomatopoeia for someone or something moving with extremely low energy or collapsing.

Look at that guy just pflumffing around.

Are you just going to pflumff around all day?

by shinsyotta December 23, 2020

plumfum

A word to describe someone with the characteristics of a plumfum

Person 1: IM GONNA BUST YOU UP PLUMFUM THEN IM GONNA WEAR YOUR CLOTHES
Person 2: That was weird

by PLUMFUM March 25, 2023

Phlump

Another word for Fez, can also be subbed-in at any point in any sentence. Fez - Hat with a tassle worn by people in the middle east.

Bob: "i got a Phlump at the gas station."
Steve: "well, i Phlumped a big one in the bathroom! Eat that you phlumper..."

by Joe P. January 4, 2004

Phluff

The act of passing gas prior to an offer or suggestion of marriage. Widely accepted as a legally binding contract.

I hope I don't phluff when he pops the question!

by CKattan February 3, 2010

phlum

the orgasmic feeling in your mouth when you taste something really delicious.

dude! i just about phlumed when i had that taco yesterday.

by bigglesuarus May 7, 2010

phlumpt

The process of sticking ones finger up anothers butthole when they least expect it.

Oh no not again! Mom, Danny phlumpt me in the butthole and it hurts.

by JimBim December 9, 2008