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phumfucker 

A manipulative person who submits that they will gently insert one finger, and one finger only, during anal play, but then forces their fat dick without concern for the vulnerable partner.
Barrack Hussein Obama baited us with affordable care, and then shoved the piece of shit that is known as the Affordable Care Act down our throats / up our asses. He is truly a phumfucker.
phumfucker by Paul Jansberg July 30, 2017
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PUFFUCKERY 

To supply meth in return for outragous and impromptu sexual acts in places such as hotels high rise apartments..carparks ,
kinky couple looking for another person for some naughty( puffuckery
PUFFUCKERY by JJRidds February 25, 2015

Plumsucker 

Plumsucker is a two-piece music group based out of NYC/DC/NJ. They play experimental blues and rock music.
Yo! Stop whatever you're doing! Plumsucker is playing today! Let's goooo!
Plumsucker by A.J.512 May 5, 2009

humfuckery 

The art of doing nothing whilst pissing people off.
John would you stop all the humfuckery and do something useful.
humfuckery by rovinglunatic August 1, 2017

plumsucker 

This is a Dutch term for a sexual act that involves putting a belt around a girls waist, while engaged in coitus and cinching it tightly. This causes her hips to be pulled apart, thus permitting your balls to be inserted wholly, into her vagina. The belt is released, and the sensation is enjoyed to its fullest potential.
Check out that chicks hips, I bet she's great at the plumsucker!
plumsucker by Toast January 21, 2005

pudfucker 

One who likes big women, and likes to fuck them.
"I seen your wife. She is a big, big woman. You is a pudfucker my man."
pudfucker by Wizards Sleeve July 18, 2006

phlemfucker 

One who has sexual intercourse with his own nasal deposits.
Hey, you are such a phlemfucker.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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