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phumfucker 

A manipulative person who submits that they will gently insert one finger, and one finger only, during anal play, but then forces their fat dick without concern for the vulnerable partner.
Barrack Hussein Obama baited us with affordable care, and then shoved the piece of shit that is known as the Affordable Care Act down our throats / up our asses. He is truly a phumfucker.
phumfucker by Paul Jansberg July 30, 2017
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PUFFUCKERY 

To supply meth in return for outragous and impromptu sexual acts in places such as hotels high rise apartments..carparks ,
kinky couple looking for another person for some naughty( puffuckery
PUFFUCKERY by JJRidds February 25, 2015

Plumsucker 

Plumsucker is a two-piece music group based out of NYC/DC/NJ. They play experimental blues and rock music.
Yo! Stop whatever you're doing! Plumsucker is playing today! Let's goooo!
Plumsucker by A.J.512 May 5, 2009

humfuckery 

The art of doing nothing whilst pissing people off.
John would you stop all the humfuckery and do something useful.
humfuckery by rovinglunatic August 1, 2017

plumsucker 

This is a Dutch term for a sexual act that involves putting a belt around a girls waist, while engaged in coitus and cinching it tightly. This causes her hips to be pulled apart, thus permitting your balls to be inserted wholly, into her vagina. The belt is released, and the sensation is enjoyed to its fullest potential.
Check out that chicks hips, I bet she's great at the plumsucker!
plumsucker by Toast January 21, 2005

pudfucker 

One who likes big women, and likes to fuck them.
"I seen your wife. She is a big, big woman. You is a pudfucker my man."
pudfucker by Wizards Sleeve July 18, 2006

phlemfucker 

One who has sexual intercourse with his own nasal deposits.
Hey, you are such a phlemfucker.