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Social Phobia

A social anxiety, prevents you from talking to people, meeting new people, or even do the simplest task as say hello to a somebody you don't know well.
Social Phobia Example
Student: *walks*
Teacher: Hello Student!

Student: *tries to say something, but too ashamed, so ignores*
Teacher: That was rude...
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phloom

1. An Alan Alda Feminized Liberal Male who has to have the last word or be the ultimate arbiter/authority in all message board threads he participates in;
2. One who starts threads to engage in running dialogues which he will respond to incessantly while re-casting your opinions in a light favorable to himself;
3. One whose puns and jokes were cool in 1962, but suck rotten eggs now;
4. Also known as a “Scrabble Master “
That phloom won't shut the fuck up -- he makes me want to b..b..b...ARF!
by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 25, 2008
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Phobia

There are many different types of phobias. A phobia is known as an extreme fear. Here are some examples of common phobias: Claustrophobia – The fear of small spaces like elevators, small rooms and other enclosed spaces.
Aerophobia – The fear of flying.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia – The fear of long words. Believe it or not, it’s real.
Androphobia – The fear of men. Usually seen in younger females, but it can also affect adults.
Tescophobia - The fear of self check out services especially when left alone.
Phobophobia – The fear of fear. The thought of being afraid of objects/situations.
Podophobia – The fear of feet. Some people fear touching or looking at feet, even their own.
Paraskevidekatriaphobia – The fear of Friday the 13th.
Gynophobia – The fear of women. May occur if you have unresolved mother issues.
Achondroplasiaphobia – The fear of midgets. Because they look differently.
Bananaphobia – The fear of bananas. If you have this phobia, they are scary.
Sidonglobophobia – The fear of cotton balls or plastic foams. Oh that sound.
Catoptrophobia – The fear of mirrors. Being afraid of what you might see..
Telephonophobia – The fear of talking on the phone. Phobics prefer texting.
Cacomorphobia – The fear of fat people.
Didaskaleinophobia – The fear of school. This phobia affects kids mostly.
Technophobia – The fear of technology is often induced by culture/religion.
Numerophobia – The fear of numbers and the mere thought of calculations.
Mr. Cotton has an extreme phobia that stops him making contact with several machines
by J-H Marwood October 9, 2017
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home-o-phobic

Home-o-phobia is the condition and social category of home-free people who not only lack housing, they refuse to get a home and refuse to maintain, regular, safe, and adequate shelter.
The term "home-o-phobic" applies to a person who chooses to be home-free because they see no reason to get a job, and thus choose to sleep in the street.
Byron is a home-o-phobic and its gotten so bad that he won't even sleep at other people's houses.
by whalewail April 13, 2009
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Phlebotinum

A versatile substance that may be applied to anything in order to cause an effect needed by a plot.
Kryptonite is considered a phlebotinum device as it is invariably used to paralyze Superman in DCU comic plots.
by flintlocke314 September 11, 2018
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ist-phobe

The backbone of the social justice warrior debate strategy.

Everyone that disagrees with a social justice warrior feelings logic should be labeled as an "-ist" and a "-phobe". Now it is no longer necessary to pick one that is relevant, or more likely isn't relevant to the situation such as "racist, or "homophobe". Just combine all of them together so you are always right by using the term "ist-phobe".
Member of the Patriarchy: Let us discuss this peer reviewed scientific study to see the data on this issue.
SJW: You're just an ist-phobe so your arguments do not count. STFU.
by Titomosquito December 3, 2016
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