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Phlebotinum

A versatile substance that may be applied to anything in order to cause an effect needed by a plot.
Kryptonite is considered a phlebotinum device as it is invariably used to paralyze Superman in DCU comic plots.
by flintlocke314 September 11, 2018
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bell phlegm

the type of discharges usually secreting from the urethra when a venereal disease is present. Often greenish, thick in texture. sometimes flecked with blood

(also as 'bell flem')
trying to urinate from his scabby chopper was painfull. all that popped out of his piss pipe was bell phlegm
by brewlio May 11, 2007
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Phleefaza

The circumference of one's asshole.

Often misspelled as "phleefasa."
Jane: "Hey, Chochface, how many oranges can you fit in your anus?"
Jon: "I don't know. I have to measure my phleefaza."
by TrekBoyz March 28, 2009
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blink-phemy

1:When someone insults Blink 182.
2:When someone has not heard of Blink 182.
3:When someone puts another band above Blink 182.
4:When someone stops listening to Blink 182.
Moses:blink 182 ftw
Brianna:I stop listening to them.
Moses:Blink-phemy!!!!
by blink 182 fan =) December 5, 2009
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Phlegma

A portmanteau based on the words 'phlegm' and 'smegma'.

It is generally used to express ones disgust at something.

It can also refer to the fluid outcome of fellatio administered to someone with scant notions of personal hygiene, by an individual with a bad chest infection.
a: "Hey, look at that chungster with the peng garms. I'd very much like to bang them."
b: "What? You mean that tepid pool of phlegma over there. You make me sick you rapey perv!"
by Exceedingly Concerned Citizen September 5, 2011
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Phemomemal

The appropriate term to describe the returning trend of mom jeans, as seen in lots of cities and subways in 2012.

(Not to be confused with phenomenal or phemomenal)
"Hey, did you see this guy wearing mom jeans?"
- "Yeah it was phemomemal!"
by hawks July 19, 2012
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phlemo

an emo with a cold. this cold is often caught thanks to sitting in a cold, dark room writing depressing poetry
note: writing poetry gives you a cold.
Phlemo: Accchhoooo-hooo-hooo! AAArgh! i have a COLD! my life SUCKS!
Me: would you like a tissue, mr. phlemo?
Phlemo: No, id rather be in PAIN! wait, what did you just call me?
Me: look it up on urban dictionary, i bothered to make a definition for you...
by SellotapeLips May 9, 2010
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