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phish

A band that young kids like to pretend is good because
A. Their too high to know other wise
or
B. Have no sense of musical taste
Phish is also a band that empathatic idiots convince themself have some sort of message of "peace" because they are "not an angry scene". This band is also the worst provider of the so called messages it claims to have, because all the listeners are to busy getting high or, listenting to phish, to do anything about peace and love and their morals they pretend to have. Phish is also the a terribly uncochieve group, that sounds like four decent musicians all trying to compete for one really high hippy chick. Anyone follower or believer in the saying "phish could destroy your faviorte band on stage" is a fool because for one, they are a terrible band, that are completly chaotic and nonsensical, and also phish supposdely represents this non-competive non-angry vibe, which doesn't exist in that saying. To wrap up phish in a sentence, "Grateful Dead rip off, for new age empathic rich deuche bags with more drugs than morals."
"Yo dood I'm tottaly baked off this dank bud, wait is this metallica (or any other band slayer, sonic youth, nirvana etc...) damn their drummer and bassist are playing in sinct, lets ditch this angry scene, and go dig some phish in my car... and smoke more"
by listen to the dead June 27, 2005
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phish

a band trying to recreate the spontaneity of a dead show. the songs are weak, jamming has it's moments,psychedelia cannot be force- fed. wow! they can play on trampolines. does nothing for my trip.
phish sucks
by phil January 25, 2004
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phish

A newly incarcerated prison member. Older inmates practice the act of "phishing" in which they throw taunts out to newer members in an attempt to break the newbies spirits and fish out the weeklings from the stronger prisoners.

The online community borrowed this term and added it their lexicon with a definition of "Exploiting newer members of an online community by using their naivete to trick them into giving away IP adresses, credit card info, etc."
"We went phishing last night in order to more easily discern which new inmates would put up the least amount of fuss when we tried to elicit oral sex from them (although none of us are actually gay)."

I went phishing last night in order to find users gullible enough to give me their credit card information, so I could buy porn of guys in prison forcing others to give them oral sex (although I am not actually gay).
by darius sunofovich January 5, 2005
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phish

A band that young kids like to pretend is good because
A. Their too high to know other wise
or
B. Have no sense of musical taste
Phish is also a band that empathatic idiots convince themself have some sort of message of "peace" because they are "not an angry scene". This band is also the worst provider of the so called messages it claims to have, because all the listeners are to busy getting high or, listenting to phish, to do anything about peace and love and their morals they pretend to have. Phish is also the a terribly uncochieve group, that sounds like four decent musicians all trying to compete for one really high hippy chick. Anyone follower or believer in the saying "phish could destroy your faviorte band on stage" is a fool because for one, they are a terrible band, that are completly chaotic and nonsensical, and also phish supposdely represents this non-competive non-angry vibe, which doesn't exist in that saying. To wrap up phish in a sentence, "Grateful Dead rip off, for new age empathic rich suburban kids with more drugs than morals."
"Yo dood I'm tottaly baked off this dank bud, wait is this metallica (or any other band slayer, sonic youth, nirvana etc...) damn their drummer and bassist are playing in sinct, lets ditch this angry scene, and go dig some phish in my car... and smoke more"
by listen to the dead June 28, 2005
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phish

one of the worst bands to ever exsist. consists of 40 year old hippies trying to be "cool". Ultimately an overall terrible band. They are a cheap imitation of REAL old time bands such as led zephlin, queen, and etc.
Phish..Your band name is derived from a fish, one of the most usless animals in exsistence, who oftentimes have 5 second memories, simmilar to you fans.
by Bobert Rickster September 11, 2008
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phish

1. An alternate form of "Phat", meaning cool beyong the word "cool"
2. An amazing band.
Dude, you are so phish!
by sheniquea December 23, 2006
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phish

Creepy loner guys usually wearing black who think they are the bolocs with women they come to the club alone spend the whole night leanign too close to women who don't want to talk to them and making them smell their BO and bad breath.

often come in the guise of the old guys who seem to think they are still 'down with the kids' and turn up to every gig and react the same to the music regardless of ability or genre before going off to prey again.

creepy guys who lurch in clubs and bars and prey on underage girls with bad chat up lines.

Origin - Hitchin Hertfordshire u.k. 2005
The guy's a phish seriously tell her to steer clear, she'll end up in the boot of a car somewhere wondering what was in her drink.
by yourmotherthepope July 2, 2007
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