Phelps

V. The act of farting during anal sex.
anal fart anal fart

"Ewww did you smell the inside of the Westboro Baptist Church? Someone totally PHELPS(ED) in there."

by DJBATONDEDEE September 21, 2011

Phelps

To "Phelps" a joint or bowl of marijuana is to finish it in under one minute. After finishing, the person who takes the final hit must declare "I told you guys... under a minute" This term stems from Michael Phelp's Rosetta Stone ad in which he completes the ad in under a minute and says the aforementioned quote. This is combined with the new information that Phelps is a raging potaholic.

We're late for the movie man! Phelps that shit! *59 seconds later* "I told you guys... under a minute."

by Tall Tim February 11, 2009

Phelps

The act of farting during anal sex.

Derives from Fred Phelps name.

Guy 1: She was good but half way through she let out a Phelps.
Guy 2: Gross man...

by Love from The Nation September 21, 2011

Phelps

1. The act of farting during anal sex.

2. Fred Phelps

1. My gf phelps all over me when she gives lovey lovey.

2. I will picket at Fred Phelps' funeral

by sxephilnelson September 22, 2011

Phelping

When you cum inside a girl and she laughs - then she squirts out a bit of your semen from her vagina.

We were chilling in bed, I tickled her and she just started phelping all over the place.

by Petey Woodpeck December 28, 2017

the phelps

To uncontrollably drink and smoke marijuana, with no regard to consequences

Hey man Mike better stop doing the phelps, he has work tomorrow morning.

by HtotheOV February 2, 2009

Phelped

The term applied to a skateboard being stolen. Related to the day Jake Phelps, head of Thrasher magazine, had his board stolen only to find a video of the board on youtube being skated better than he could skate it.

"I got my board stolen, and i saw the guy with it tre flipping a huge 6."
"Dude, you got phelped."

by 415and510 October 19, 2009