pharm animal

A pharm animal is an individual who likes to abuse pharmaceuticals. These can include benzos (Xanax, Valium), painkillers (Percocet, Vicodin, OxyContin), hypnotics (Ambien, Lunesta), amphetamines (Adderall, Vyvanse), etc.

Guy #1: Dude, did you just see that chick blow a line of adderall?

Guy #2: Yeah dude, I know her. Total pharm animal.

by heybuddy0605 February 16, 2010

pharm assist

When you are on rotations for pharmacy school, and your preceptor/pharmacist helps you make a clinical decision or suggests one.

After my preceptor pointed out that I should used weight based dosing for my patient, I thanked him for the pharm assist.

by JKillIan February 11, 2009

pharming party

A party of young people fishing for drugs in there elder's drug cabinet and then having a party.

You go to your mom's house, then you find and take her xanax at your pharming party.

by Rootsy August 26, 2006

Pharm Party

A bullshit scare tactic that news stations are broadcasting because suburban soccer moms will watch it. AND BELIEVE IT.

Not only have I NEVER heard of one of these taking place, but neither has Jack Shafer of SLATE Magazine. Here is an excerpt of a piece he wrote in response to an article from Chambersburg, Pa.'s March 8, 2002 issue of Public Opinion.

"Again, the story quotes no teenage pharm partiers, interviews no witnesses to pharm parties, and cites no cop reports, etc."

I know most of the drug users of my school, and all of them know better than to grab a handfull of pills and gobble them up.

*A mom see's this on the news*
MOM: "Oh no! A Pharm Party? Little Timmy!"
*Mom rushes to medicine cabinet*
MOM: "I'm throwing out every pill in here! There's no way I'm letting my little Timmy take tylenol or baby aspirin! He might try to get high!

by Blackerninja July 11, 2009

pharm party

An American media invention that that claims teens are hosting pil-popping parties.

Teacher: "Have you ever heard of a 'pharm party'."
Student: "Yeah on last night's news."

by cj117 January 5, 2008

pharm party

A party in which you gather as many pharmaceutical drugs as possible, pool them together with the other pharmaceutical drugs that are brought by other people, then consume as many as possible in an attempt to produce a desired "high". Consuming some sort of alcohol along with the pharmaceutical drugs may also take place.

"Hey man, those rich kids are having another pharm party, wanna go?"
-"Yeah dude, im bringin the xanax and i'll pick up some vodka before i come."

by zachbreaux August 22, 2007

pharm report

like "Farm Report" and "Heart-Beat Post" a notice from a friend that they took their meds today

Uncle tweet: "I took my meds this morning, so you don't have to ask for a pharm report"

by rocksandshoal November 28, 2009