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Logical Phallusy

A clearly defined error in reasoning used to support or refute an argument about sexual prowess.
The assumption that having a bigger and/or more powerful car makes you a bigger and/or more powerful man is a logical phallusy.
by Alexandra Stuart April 7, 2008
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phallusy

the stories men make up about their love life
When Don bragged about his hot date with Becky, it was a phallusy.
by groovyrad February 11, 2006
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callous phallus

A common symptom of an STD exhibited by a man.
"Dude, don't sleep with Gertrude- she gave Esteban a bad case of callous phallus!"
by R-McMeezy November 16, 2009
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phallus

1. The penis itself.

2. Specifically, an erect penis.

3. A representation of a phallus, often exaggerated, in art or myth.

4. A non-literal representation of phallic shape, intent or function.

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1. It's a little pompous to refer to one's penis as a phallus, but it is lexically correct.

2. A penis is for urination; when it becomes erect it is a phallus, serving sexual or reproductive purposes.

3. Two representations of phallus:

a. For example, a primitive sculpture that shows a grotesquely large penis is using the organ as a phallus to indicate fertility, or to represent masculine potency in general.

b. Similarly, the exaggerated genitalia in the work of gay artists such as Tom of Finland emphasize the erotic quality of the phallus, sometimes called hyper-masculinity.

4. A penis, phallus or idea of potency symbolized in an object. The most commonly used term, derived from Freudian psychoanalysis, is called a phallic symbol. One example of this is the very last shot of Hitchcock's 1959 thriller NORTH BY NORTHWEST, which wittily shows a passenger train plunging into a tunnel. Because of the prior plot, the audience knows very well that a train has erotic potential, so the last shot indicates sexual intercourse.

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Phallus Pilatus

A pedophile European who lives on-the-run in Thailand, and solicits shemales for sex.
In a dark secluded back alley, Pontius screwed a shemale in the back of his rickshaw.

What a Phallus Pilatus!
by Gargoyle1 May 21, 2008
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phallon

A beautiful girl who is very sassy and sweet. She is also very attractive and is known too stop traffic because of her extreme beauty.
Robin is so pretty.she's such a phallon.
by larisas June 9, 2008
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phallusaurus rex

A massive penis, bigger than a doppelganger. The actual length of the phallusaurus rex cannot be measured, but when a person sees one, they know it is one.
'Your giant knob is nothing compared to my phallusaurus rex'
by JoelyBoy December 4, 2007
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