Phallic Fallacy

When a guy lies about the size of his dick to someone he's trying to have sex with.

A: I heard Mark told his date that he was hung like a horse. She wouldn't stop laughing when the Magnum just kept falling off.
B: What a phallic fallacy!

by Piffin. March 4, 2017

phallic acid

One of the many nutrients obtainable via blowjob.

It is a little known fact that one of the possible causes of lesbianism may be due to a shortage of, or allergy to, phallic acid. (See also phallergy)

Ellen Degeneres, being a lesbian, clearly suffers from a chronic lack of phallic acid.

by Red Scourge October 12, 2009

Phallic Guinness

Waving your cock around like a light saber in preparation for coitus.

You go and find your bikini whilst I warm up Phallic Guinness.

by Peggyatthestar December 17, 2015

Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher

a mysterious item found in the Afro-Ninja escape series #2.5, aka. OMG Scary Room

it vaguely resembles a bow, except for launching "phallic objects"

Dude I was playing this escape game last night and one of the items was this weird bow-looking thing that shoots dildos, they called it a Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher

by lites_out January 11, 2011

phallis

an architectual term which dating back to ancient architecture means itlooks like a penis.

the eiffel tower is a giant phallis

by blujeens April 14, 2008

Phallify

(v) Phallify: To envelop an adjacent student's property/book/paper/face/all of the above in crudely drawn male genitalia.

1.
"Sir, can I go to the toilet?"
"Of course...why are you taking your book with you?"
"Everyone's lurking around me with their pens uncapped"
"Ah I see, well, no one likes getting phallified; away with you."

2.
"NIGGA JUST GOT PHALLIFIED"

3.

Student: "He's gone, and he's left his homework behind."

Teacher: "Phallify that shit. NOW."

4.

Man #1: "Hahaha that wasteman passed out after three drinks!"

Man #2: "Let's rape him!"

Man #1: "...Or we could just phallify him?"

Bill: "Yeah, fuck it, go on then"

by ßæ$† December 15, 2009

phallic appendage

dick, penis, wang, milk maker, homemade ice cream machine, wanker, bird, hot dog, weiner, meat rod, genital stick, underdeveloped third leg, skin flute ,glory wand, infant starter, sausage roll, sock crisper, cream substitute, human fertilizer, jizz canon, ass destroyer

whoops it appears that i have sent thee a digital portrait of my phallic appendage

by governmentsarenotsupposetomilk February 17, 2023