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Phallic Snack

A combination of food items which, when laid on the table in a special way, create an unmistakably phallic image.
Offering up a banana and two hardboiled eggs, Dan said to the 9am break group, "Have a bite of my tasty phallic snack."
by Sarah Lubeck February 24, 2005
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Phallic Fallacy

When a guy lies about the size of his dick to someone he's trying to have sex with.
A: I heard Mark told his date that he was hung like a horse. She wouldn't stop laughing when the Magnum just kept falling off.
B: What a phallic fallacy!
by Piffin. March 4, 2017
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phallic acid

One of the many nutrients obtainable via blowjob.

It is a little known fact that one of the possible causes of lesbianism may be due to a shortage of, or allergy to, phallic acid. (See also phallergy)
Ellen Degeneres, being a lesbian, clearly suffers from a chronic lack of phallic acid.
by Red Scourge October 12, 2009
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Phallic Guinness

Waving your cock around like a light saber in preparation for coitus.
You go and find your bikini whilst I warm up Phallic Guinness.
by Peggyatthestar December 17, 2015
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Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher

a mysterious item found in the Afro-Ninja escape series #2.5, aka. OMG Scary Room

it vaguely resembles a bow, except for launching "phallic objects"
Dude I was playing this escape game last night and one of the items was this weird bow-looking thing that shoots dildos, they called it a Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher
by lites_out January 11, 2011
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phallic appendage

dick, penis, wang, milk maker, homemade ice cream machine, wanker, bird, hot dog, weiner, meat rod, genital stick, underdeveloped third leg, skin flute ,glory wand, infant starter, sausage roll, sock crisper, cream substitute, human fertilizer, jizz canon, ass destroyer
whoops it appears that i have sent thee a digital portrait of my phallic appendage
by governmentsarenotsupposetomilk February 17, 2023
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phallicky

Resembling a penis/phallus
That baton is phallicky.
by wawmd March 15, 2011
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