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Pedronism

One of the world's most dominant religions. This religion is the only religion based on true facts; one might even call it science. It revolves around our mighty god "Pedro", and how his teachings have saved us all.

If you wish to learn more about the truth of the world, you might want to check out the preview version of "The Book of Pedro" which is the Pedronian equivalent of the bible.
Pope Jose I: "My children... Have you danced the macarena with the blood of the border patrol officer yet?"
Children: "Of course, our Pope! Pedronism is the world to live! Long live the churros!"
Pope Jose I: "Make sure to read the Book of Pedro! You can get it at bit.ly/1hnLzMo "
by Pope Jose I May 3, 2014
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Peyton Mooning

When a man backs his spread ass cheeks into someones face and slaps them with his testicles.
I'm going commando for some quick strike peyton mooning.
by hairgun August 29, 2016
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pyroniz

a fag.
Wow look at that pyroniz is a fag.
by i think im high bro March 4, 2017
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Peroni Nastro Azzurro

A Premium Lager made from Barely Malt, Italian Maize, and Hops.

Has an Alcohol content of 5.1% alc./vol.

Peroni Nastro Azzurro is brewed by Birra Peroni in Rome, Italy.

The name means "Blue Ribbon" in Italian, in honor of the Blue Riband won by Italian ocean liner SS Rex in 1933.

- Wikipedia
Frankie: Mike why do you drink Peroni Nastro Azzurro?

Mike: Because it tastes like a quality Lager, has little to no after taste, and smells like a dead Skunk.

Frankie: Ew! dead Skunk, how can that be appealing?

Mike: Well it's damn appealing if you love the smell of dead Skunk, and it just so happens that I do, so piss off and let me enjoy my delicious stinky beer!
by SushiGoblin January 27, 2013
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Peyton McAdams

by johnpraterrr September 14, 2009
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Peyton

Peyton's are usually girls who seem quite annoying at first, but as you get to know her she becomes more fun. Peyton usually is very loud and boisterous, flamboyant and fun-loving. She is secretly very self conscious but hides it well. She tends to get quiet when she's upset, but is extremely loud when she's in a good mood. Try to get on her good side and try to be nice to her and she'll be nice back. Just be nice, okay?
Peyton? She loud, but i love her.
by star 💫 April 11, 2017
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Peyton

Peyton is a name given to a beautiful girl with a beautiful personality. they can be shy when you first meet them but then can be incredibly loud a crazy. peytons are very self conscious but everyone else wishes they were peyton. they are the popular girl but are friends with everyone. they may seem like a goody toe shoes but you do not want to get on their bad side. peytons will often times find themselves crying for no reason. any guy would be lucky to get a peyton and shouldn't let her go.
"what do you think about that new peyton girl"
"shes really pretty"
by 71406 October 8, 2018
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