petuti

Petuti (noun) refers to a person's buttocks. Slang. Booty, Ass, Bum, Tookus

You can bet your sweet petuti I'll be there!

by Indymindy August 12, 2016

Petcist

Racist to Domestic pets. It can be minor or major, depending how petcist the sentence is.

I hate outdoor cats!" Is petcist, or "Your pet fish suck!

by Mr. Trolololol dude November 15, 2010

petunia ball sack head

petunia has shaved her head and now it's a ballsack

"hey, is that petunia ball sack head!?"

by dragon_kingtv October 22, 2017

petusis

an EXTREMELY OBESE person

That man is quite a petusis!

by ubfxstrubnbvdttdry February 10, 2022

Petuiqua

Spanish/Mexican/hispanic/cuban/anybody that speaks spanish unibrowed hoe

That girl be looking like a Petuiqua all up on those girls as fuck.

by yepapahenr October 11, 2022

holy petunias

Holy Petunias is a nice way of saying Holy Shit without cursing. This is a great method to use when being an elementary teacher.

Student; Are they going to feed us lunch on the field trip?

Teacher; Holy Petunias I just said they can't.

by yaknowwho707 July 24, 2022

scattering my petunias

When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.

Damn, Isley looks so fine in that sweater she's scattering my petunias.

by yillenahoolahey September 22, 2014