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Petros

Meth capital of the United States. Located in Tennesee. Full of inbred people who stare at cars when they drive by.
Hey wifey sis want to hang out at the wide spot in Petros, and try to get some meth before we fuck tonight?
by TeeJay8516 March 25, 2009
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petrosexuals

A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with their large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.
There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.
by Do Work Son April 8, 2008
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Petros

This word is synonymously used with payche and strong man. Usually used as a name for Ethiopian males, people with this name are tall and might fly a drone over your house
Starbucks Barista: Petros your Grande vanilla bean frappe with whip cream is ready.
Petros: THANKS BRO! Time to go lift
by Squuuueeeeeeeeeps January 4, 2020
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petrosky

A Leader. Humble, yet confident. A go-to person in any dire situation.
What we need right now is a petrosky.
by D3uc3s February 14, 2017
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petros

the 'religion' that worships PETROLEUM and the internal combustion engine

-insulated in one's own little chamber, BAD MANNERS, AGGRESSION, and general human negative qualities often emerge !

petroleum! , the fuel that is KILLING the PLANET !!
john: got me a new stinkmobile ! ace: joined the petros, did you ??

petros: there's NO climate change ! it's all a bunch of "liberal" MALARKEY !!

i'm taking the 'B' line !! NOT man/woman enough to battle with those petros !! yeah! often, you DO need BRASS ovaries/balls !!
by michael foolsley February 15, 2023
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Alec Petros

Alec Petros is a teenage entrepreneur, who has been involved with startups since a very young age. He is currently the Ceo and Founder of 314 Growth, a Digital Media Agency intended to increase traction, and boost results of your brand.
by bobbybanky June 11, 2019
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Braden Petrosino

A dude that has a big ass dick....
WOW! His name must be Braden Petrosino, he looks like he has a big ass dick!!
by urmom141 March 23, 2022
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