peinis

when your peepee is too large.

man he has a peinis

by corpOZ April 3, 2019

petitish whore

denotes a miniature pentecostal who most likely teaches typing at a random inner-city high school. Petitish whores are easily recognizable for they wear their hair in cinnamon roll buns and often wear denim skirts which button down the front. This fashionable skirt also creates much fun as a makeshift blanket on the hillside, hence the "whore."

I saw my typing teacher in a production of "Messiah." What a petitish whore!

by Bad Shamone January 16, 2011

peninis

penis

i have an enormous peninis

by fkr July 30, 2003

putinist

A person who commits a string of blunders in quick succession.

Guy one: Will Vlad be ok?
Guy two: Well, the ambulance crashed on the way to the hospital.
Guy three: What! What happened?
Guy two: Vlad tried to fly by climbing up the garden shed and lifting his own feet off the ground. It didn't go well and he ended up landing on the yard rake and losing his nuts.
Guy three: What an utter Putinist!

by NuclearFalloutWhen? October 6, 2022

Meanie Petinie

When some on is being really rude and annoying

Wow dude your being a meanie petinie

by Kane_ February 16, 2019

peninis

A penis pressed in a waffle iron or panini press. This word combines the words "panini" and "penis." The term peninis was coined by podcaster Griffin McElroy.

Yeah, I'm into sexual waffle irons; just stick your dick into a sandwich maker and get a peninis...

by griffinmcelroystan69 May 5, 2020

peninis

the thing we love to have in us and we like to suck jessica mitchel

its all the things i love about a dick it taste good and i love to eat come all of the time if i could i would suck as many dicks as i could because they tate asome

by jessia March 15, 2005