pesticle

A nuisance with balls.

Girl 1: "I can't believe Joe crashed my lunch with my girlfriends and tried to get me to leave with him!"

Girl 2: "He's such a fuckin' pesticle!"

by garrity46 February 6, 2010

Pestilence

What America looks like in the eyes of many.

"America is a pestilence on this planet."

by Fake__Anonymous January 19, 2009

pesticles

used to break awkward silences, usually making them more awkward

PESTICLES! (when walking into shops)

by fairy nuff September 20, 2003

pesticle

When a small animal is pestering you (usually a male).

This barking dog is being a total pesticle! (Rhymes with testicle).

by stratacat April 23, 2010

pesticle

An annoying man.

That guy who keeps trying to buy you drinks is such a pesticle.

by JavaJaneOhio August 3, 2013

Pesticle

When an individual is BOTH a sick and a pest in equal amounts.

While trying to get my neighbor to agree on repairing the fence, I realized just how big a pesticle he really is.

by ReaperXD April 29, 2021

Pestily

The leader of the clone army. His clones are commonly referred to as "Pestilsimps" or "Streamers". Pestily has completely overtaken the game known as Escape from Tarkov, and regularly oppresses the real niggas grinding with the stock sks and a paca. His standard infantry clones use 60-round magazines of anti-tank rounds, pk-06's, and face shields. A clone's one weakness is hollow point rounds to the legs. Pestily is simped for 24/7, and is highly dangerous. If you regularly watch his tutorial videos or copy streamer loadouts and want to be just like the streamer, or just use a pk-06, chances are you're a clone. The only cure is offing yourself.

Real One: "We've got fucking Pestily clones trying to cop Dorms V-Exit with marked room strappage!"
Customs Christ: "Frag the bushes and spray the legs! Quick!"

Clone: "Have you seen Pestily's newest tutorial video yet? I learned a lot of new things!"
Real One: You must be a fuckin' clone. Drop 'em boys!"

by Goblin Meta Response Force October 5, 2020