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Persianian

(pronounced PERJZH - AYN - EE - EN)

A compromise between the words "Persian" and "Iraynian."

Adjective used to describe people living in the US or Europe whose parents or ancestors hail from Iran and who speak Farsi (the Persianian language).

The term was coined in order to bring unity between different schools of thought in the Persianian community on how to identify themselves.
White co-worker/classmate John: "Dude Mehrdad where are you from?"

Mehrdad: "I was born in Laguna Niguel, California but I am Persian."

John: "Like in the movie 300? But Persia doesn't exist anymore!"

Mehrdad: "My parents are from Iran. People from Iran are Persian."

John: "If you're from Iran wouldn't that make you Iranian?"

Mehrdad: "No I am Persian."

Sohrab: "You are both wrong. Mehrdad is Persianian."

John: "Ohhh. Now it all makes sense."

Mehrdad: "Okay if you guys don't mind I have to go study for my Loyola Law School finals now."
by RAB1985 August 7, 2012
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Persian Girl

Usually a very attractive hot and amazing girl.

Persian girls are so nice and hard working, also they may be very shy at first but make them feel comfortable and at home. Also some may be depressed because of strict parents.

100% of the time they are exotic and beautiful.
" Hey I want a girl who is nice and caring , and beautiful?"
" PERSIAN GIRLS! amazing personalities, nice, funny, beautiful, sexy!"
by Persian girl NYC September 20, 2013
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Persianity

The act by being capable of having the race of Persian.
That kid's white, but he has some persianity in him.
by Urban Dictionary December 19, 2005
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Persian Girl

A hardworking resilient girl with a warm heart who strives to be independent and empowering. Keep them on a low-carb diet and they will look 20 years younger than their actual age.
Yasi is a typical persian girl, nice catch.
by April_SH June 8, 2019
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persian cigar

When a dead body is rolled up inside a Persian rug.
Let's get a crew of NOS together and mob up on Johnny and roll us a Persian cigar.
by sleddy April 16, 2015
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persian wombat

The act of taking your limp dick and folding it up inside your furry, soft and supple nut sack so it looks like a wombat, then walk over to a sleeping victim, and start lightly slapping this neatly folded cocknut package on their face.
stfu or imma come over there and beat you with a Persian wombat.
by Jay dov June 3, 2016
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Persian Lane

The far right lane of a street, usually used for parking purposes, in which someone speeds in order to avoid traffic in the lanes to the left. Utilized by 16-25 year old Persians in BMWs, Mercedes, or Camrys.
"Hey man, I passed that BMW five minutes ago, how did it beat us?"
"I saw him speed past us in the Persian Lane."
by omgkellieson December 11, 2009
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