nose period

a completely random, yet massive nosebleed. Usually happens every once in a while to some people. Not as often as a period but maybe once every two months or so.

Person 1: Dude, why the hell do you have tissues stuck up your nose?
Person 2: Look, don't judge, I'm just having a nose period.

by My name's not Earl January 21, 2008

Period.

A word used after a statement to emphasise its finality, usually used to sound more savage

You're a fucking retard. Period.

by TheHunterOfPussy June 10, 2018

Period

Hell designed specifically for women to give them pain and punishment. Something that seems exciting when your 12 but when you actually get it you hate it.

Hannah was moaning in pain so Allie said whats wrong hannah" and Hannah said 'I got my period"

by Emma_The_Sexy_Bitch March 7, 2013

Period of Enlightenment

The brief stretch of time just after a good morning shit, coinciding with ones morning coffee kicking in, that is characterized by peak mental illumination and a deep sense of physical bliss.

Jake waltzed out onto the deck, took a deep breath of the crisp morning air, plopped down in a recliner, kicked his feet up over the deck railing, clicked open the e-magazine on his iPad, took another sip of coffee, gazed off into nothingness, and sighed deeply as he entered his period of enlightenment.

by SpacemanSpiff1969 October 15, 2012

a prison period

If an inmate has rectal bleeding from some misadventure with other inmates, he is on his prison period.

That loud mouth, new boy is on a prison period!

by I, Wreckerrr November 28, 2020

Period Poo

When your bestie agrees with you.

Yessss girl period poo

by StrawberryGlow February 9, 2022

Period Crush

A temporary crush on a person while on your period.

Person 1: "Do you still like him?"
Person 2: "No, it was just a period crush."

by howaboutyes March 17, 2014