Seasonal Perineum

The annual safe zone between Noddy Holder and Jools Holland

I managed to avoid being Noddied this year with that prick of a Christmas song, I'm now in the Seasonal Perineum waiting to avoid the new year's arsehole that is Jools Holland playing shit boogie woogie.

by Ultra Vires December 29, 2022

Christmas Perineum

The three days of work between Christmas and new year.

What time off have you got over Christmas?
I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(

by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018

the perineum parfait

Adding sweets such as whipped cream or flavored jellies to the area between the anus and vagina (or scrotum). Preferrably with a cherry on top.

"Last night Rich got out the whipped cream and made me into "the perineum parfait!"

by Baxter1968 February 20, 2014

Christmas perineum

The three days of work between Christmas and new year

What time off have you got of christmas?

I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(

by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018

dom perineum

The fine concoction that collects in your crotch after a long, hard and sweaty day.

My Dom perineum is earthy on the nose reminiscent of walnuts and goat cheese, very opulent structure with silky tannins, with excellent length and a creamy finish.

by cherryhang February 16, 2015

Yuletide Perineum

The period between Christmas and New Year when you are sick of turkey and Twiglets, and have no idea what day, week or month it is

Hey, Happy Yuletide Perineum, have a twiglet..umm what day is it?

by Peenutz December 29, 2019

Christmas Perineum

Just an update to let everyone know this term was first coined by Robert Lindsay Marcus on 19 Dec 2007.

That mysterious time between Christmas and New Years.

What are you doing during the Christmas Perineum this year?

by anonymous December 27, 2025