penalized

A weird fetish thar president #45 has. It involves him sticking his tiny, tiny member on the table, and the other party then smashes 45's member with a judges gavel, until it's as flat as a pancake.

Wow, Your tiny, tiny dick got penalized bro, it's totally flat.

by The President show May 27, 2017

Perulize

"Perulize"- A slap that resets ones brain to factory setting. E.g. Aka was Perulized because he tweeted trash.

Be careful man Don't allow me Perulize you.

Dapo was misbehaving so I had to Perulize him

by African Sun Tzu September 3, 2019

Pearlized

The act of giving a paraplegic a pearl necklace...

Jimmy just pearlized that girl in the wheelchair over there.

by Back Middle Pocket March 25, 2022

Pearlized

Giving such a violent pearl necklace that you cause someone to become a paraplegic.

Jimmy just pearlized poor Stacy over there, she ain't been able to walk ever since.

by Back Middle Pocket March 27, 2022

purrlized

Not being able to move/stand because there is a happy cat on your lap/body. Usually because the cat being on you is a rare occurrence.

I'd gladly get you a beer, but this here cat has got me purrlized! I'm surprised it's been sitting here this long!

by Moonwtrash September 7, 2023