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Pedestrian rage

The swelling anger you feel when you're trying to shop in a hurry and that stupid biotch and her six kids are slowly meandering down the aisle and won't get the fuck out of your way. This feeling is further exacerbated during the holidays.
Damn I caught a serious case of pedestrian rage when I was trying to pick up my Valium at the Walmart pharmacy during my lunch hour and Miss Piggy and her piglets were blocking the whole snack aisle. I asked that bitch to move twice!
by MissPeeps70 December 4, 2017
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Stunt Pedestrian

Some retard who runs in front of your car while your driving, because they've decided they don't want to wait an extra 3 seconds for you to go by.
John: I nearly hit this stupid stunt pedestrian, good thing I slowed down.

Andrew: I would have just kept going.

See stunt driver.
by Double Quarter Pounder Meal September 19, 2009
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pedestrianized

Being left without a car or some other motor vehicle.
(Your brother takes your car without asking)

"I'm going to the store. Where's my car? Damn it! I've been pedestrianized"
by Sylvia September 23, 2008
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Pedestrians

Basically stupid people on foot.

1. Take their time in the crosswalk while cars are waiting to make a right turn, before you know it your light is red.
2. Not pressing the crosswalk button does not give enough time to cross so they're in the way when your light turns green.
3. Not using the crosswalk. Jaywalkers make the motorist stupid. They stop while the pedestrian is still on the curb and allow them to cross. Mean while you're approaching this vehicle from behind wondering why it's stopped and you hit your brakes!!
Those stupid pedestrians didn't press the crosswalk button, my light is green now, can I run them over??
by cpetkunas February 21, 2019
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evil pedestrianism

twisted realization of the chronic faults of society. this may result in you hating your life, the world and/or the lives of other people (Republicans, etc.)
I just had a major experience of evil pedestrianism... North Korea about to fuck us up!!!

People need ID to get ID... smfh @ this evil pedestrianism.
by Feorged Orman June 16, 2009
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Penostril

Combination of the words penis and nostril. It is the the penis opening. Credit for this word goes to my friend, Scott.
My boyfriend's penostril looked infected so I didn't have sex with him.
by Mahmo March 4, 2010
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Pedestridouche

the person who strolls across the street in front of your car like they have no place they need to be, often while on the phone
I know I can't legally run you over with my car but when you turn into a pedestridouche the voices in my head say it's OK.
by AnnoyedCommuter October 18, 2011
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