peniscide

the act of murdering ones penis
i.e. cutting it off
its like castration, but to your penis

martha commited a peniscide when john dumped her and now johns not gonna have kids

by niggasense March 6, 2005

Penisbread

Penisbread is a dick between two slices of bread. You can only use this word if you are a holy child of god. If you don’t worship black Jesus this word is forbidden.

Reese randomly out of nowhere: Penisbread

by Reese has a peepeeeee September 7, 2019

penisburrito

A penisburrito is a rare magical item. It is often rainbow colored and it is the main staple of Sasuke, the purtiest girl in the world. A penisburrito is hard to define as it is too glorious to put into words.

Hey Momma?" "Yes Billy Bob?" "Whut're we havin' for dinner Momma?" "RAINBOW PENISBURRITO !!!" "WAHOOOOOO!! THANK YOU MOMMA! IMMA GO GET SAUCE-SU-GAY!!!

by poochi-zabob-poo July 5, 2010

penis bird

The name for an origami bird with a paper 'tail' that protrudes in the wrong direction making it more akin to a huge penis.

Perhaps an attempt at a joke by the sex deprived creators of the origami instructions.

penis birdorigamisex deprivedinnuendo

by penny21 April 9, 2009

penisoidal formation

When you're so much of a dickhead you're actually beggining to look like one.

Him: Dude, I totally did your sister.
You: You're dead you penisoidal formation.

by Forseti April 30, 2006

penisir

Infinitive of penis; to penis someone|something.

I penisired him last night.

by Dystynt Methods March 19, 2003

Penisbrains

When a guy is being a total jerk and is only thinking on getting with you.

It usually comes with assgrabs and "accidental" boob touching, heavy flirting, and the occasional skirting.

How was your date last night?

It was okay, he was being a total penisbrains though.

by Mrs.Morphine December 21, 2008