Skip to main content

The Pendulum

When a man is on a swing, gaining momentum, and the woman is on the ground in front of the man bent over. The man then swings down and taps her ass and then swings back, and then when he swings forward again, tapping her ass, and doing so over and over again.
Joe used the pendulum on me so hard on the playground yesterday.
by thedairyfairy October 16, 2008
mugGet the The Pendulummug.

Pendulum

When three men have sex, each inserted into the one in front. When the one behind bangs the middle, and the middle bangs the front, their balls slap and create a pendulum effect.
I came up with a new position. I call it the pendulum!
by ##745## April 10, 2015
mugGet the Pendulummug.

The Pendulum

When your balls dangle so far you can swing them backwards and forwards like a grandfathers clock pendulum. This allows you to smack a girl in their face with your balls repeatedly.
"Dude I was smacking my balls in Mia's face last night"

"Alan, you did the pendulum?"
by Anal_Fister January 12, 2015
mugGet the The Pendulummug.

Pendulum

A bisexual (an individual being interested in both the opposite sex and the same sex, in a romantic/sexual fashion); A person who "swings both ways"

For a guy, this is most likely repulsive in untold capacities, as is any guy that would like cock in or around his mouth. But he is usually not a flamer, acting straight with only a few gay quirks.

For a girl, however, it is the epitome of hotness. Not only does does she suck cock, but if she has a hot friend, then the passage of the legendary threesome becomes open to all.....
Oh, I'm a pendulum ;P.
by Wolfwind36 October 21, 2010
mugGet the Pendulummug.

Pendulum

A technical sexual act involving three parties: two women and an Asian dick-back (an Asian male with a second penis located in the square of his back).

The effect is achieved by suspending the dick-back's feet in the air and swinging him back-and-forth between the two women.
If I were a dick-back I would make a Pendulum with your sisters. Tick-tock mo' fucka.
by ILOVEPOTtery July 5, 2009
mugGet the Pendulummug.

the pendulum

when you pierce the skin between the vagina and the anus then put some string through it (a shoe lace). Then dangle a 3 pound weight from it and then swing the pendulum into the erect penis (chuckney channel) ta dah.
oh god my dick hurts from last night . my girl friend gave me the pendulum.
by alex edgeington November 12, 2013
mugGet the the pendulummug.

The Pendulum

When you're hittin a dude from behind and both sets of balls are slapping against eachother like a Pendulum
"I was fucking Doug from behind, when our balls started slapping, hence, creating The Pendulum"
by Semen Monster May 22, 2015
mugGet the The Pendulummug.

Share this definition