Penced

The act of stabbing your friend in the back while acting like a saint.

He didn't see it coming but he got penced by his closest friend.

by Lonchbox January 6, 2021

Pencey Summer

Summer of 2018 with a smell of treason in the air.

VP Mikey Pence's self-loathing, ideology and phony christianity have guaranteed we're gonna have a Pencey Summer—when the Russia scandal comes crashing down upon the entire Trump cabinet.

by Uncle Joosie July 27, 2018

Penes and Beans

Plural noun
A multitude of male genitalia

Synonym: Cocks and balls

With extreme determination, he sniffed out the penes and beans.

by richardhardman April 26, 2021

Pencil Twister

Another term for masterbating; being so bored and finding a way to pass the time, by twisting the pencil

Kyle: Yo are we chillin tonight?
Craig: I'm down, but I bet Anthony is gunna stay home and be a "Pencil Twister"

by Bikerclown69 June 14, 2017

can you lend a nigga a pencil?

1) A phrase a High School teacher used to get the longest suspension on record

Student: can you lend a nigga a pencil?
Teacher: nigga, nigga this, nigga, nigga please....

by El Profesor July 6, 2007

Dry Pencil Scare of '47

A period of time in which the global pencil economy crashed forcing pencil companies to manufacture pencils without standard moisture. Only lasted 3 days. The reason the King Castlefunny Pencil Moisteners were created besides boosting popularity of "The Castlefunnies".

Yes, Billy, the Dry Pencil Scare of '47 was almost a catastrophe in U.S. History!

by Felipe September 8, 2004

lady pecs

Boobs.

"You are lucky I only care about lady pecs"

by falconwar April 13, 2014