PEMDAS

P: Penis

E: Erection
M: Masturbation
D: Dick
A: Asshole

S: Sex

Boy 1: Yo I just performed PEMDAS
Girl 1: oh

by WillieWacker723 June 29, 2020

PEMDAS

PI Equals Meatfully Delightful Anal Sex

Teacher: Shyam, can you tell me what PEMDAS equates to?
Shyam: PI Equals Meatfully Delightful Anal Sex
Teacher:Impressive :D

by TheBillionaireLord August 20, 2018

PEMDAS

math? hell no, it’s when you’re too swaggy

-please excuse my dope ass swag

“yeah so i heard that kid over there has so much swag”
“Yeah i know he says PEMDAS a lot”
“Pemdas?”
“PLEASE EXCUSE MY DOPE ASS SWAG”

by mentally unstable bitch April 10, 2021

PEMDAS

a math equation, that is used in real life to cancel things out

Amanda broke her knee so i broke the other one, PEMDAS, she’s fine.

“aye man, i kissed caleb”
“you know what you gotta do”
“yeah, i gotta kiss him again”
“yeah bruh, that PEMDAS”

by sickomode69 July 18, 2019

PEMDAS

An acronym in math for the order of operations (parenthesis, exponents, multiplication, division, addition, subtraction), but also broad slang for any order of operations.

Do we tailgate and then rob the bank, rob then tailgate, or just get drunk in the vault? What's the PEMDAS here?

by entropyandvodka May 24, 2019

PEMDAS

Please excuse my dope ass swag.

Ms. Teacher: "Does anyone know what PEMDAS stands for?"
You: 😏

by howdareyouopposememortal October 8, 2020

Pemda

“Please excuse my drunk ass”

Chad: “Dude you were so wasted last night, you puked all over that girl!”

Chet: “Sorry bro, pemda.”

by jjello March 3, 2018