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Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.
Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.
by LightThief November 13, 2018
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permanent record

Where all the bad things you've done as a child go.
Mother: You better pick up that candy wrapper!
Son: Why?
Mother: If you don't, this will go on your permanent record, and you will never get into college!
by zoLLL November 9, 2009
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Peyman

Aka God. The epitome of sexy and beauty
Look he's sooo Peyman.
by yourbackmyknife January 26, 2011
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Permanary

1. A combination of the words permanent and temporary.

2. Used when someone presents something as permanent when it is actually temporary and/or vice versa. This may be done purposefully or in error.
a.
BOSS: This will be your office while you work here.
YOU: This windowed cornered office is the business.
COWORKER/JERK: Don't get too comfy. No one has stayed in this office too long. It is totally permanary.

b. Just because he/she says "We are going to be together for ever..." doesn't mean that the relationship will avoid permanarity.
by Grymm Deth February 2, 2010
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Peyman

A great guy with an unique name . Has a bangin girlfriend , and a great smile . Known to have a big dick , and be good in the sheets . Very cocky and confident , with a nice truck and loud speakers . A meaty guy that loves to work out and tan . Spends most of his time working or partying . Sometimes can be a player , but if hes not careful he will get played right back .
See that boy , hes so Peyman .
by Best Girlfriend Around ! July 24, 2011
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Permanent drunk syndrome

A mental disorder where the subject seems to be in the state of being drunk, even when sober.
A: That guy Camille is crazy... is he drunk?
B: No he's got PDS, Permanent drunk syndrome. It's like he's drunk all the time.
A: Weird...
by besthallsnrevr November 18, 2010
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Penmanshit

A complex word morph of shitty and penmanship, used to describe very poor hand-writing.
Jen: Christy, will you write this love letter to kim for me? I have really sloppy writing and am trying to impress her.

Christy: Oh, you mean you have penmanshit? Sure thing.
by JenBertoni March 2, 2009
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