Perth and Portsmouth

An affliction of the stomach normally caused by the eating of dodgy kebabs and the like, causing simultaneous sickness and diarrhea.

The location of projectiles from the human body mirroring the locations of aforementioned towns on a UK map.

Erik "What was wrong with you yesterday"

Norman "I had a dodgy takeaway on Sunday which din't half give me some jip the following morning"

Erik "oh Aye, how bad was it"

Norman "It wasn't good, it was Perth and Portsmouth"

by RsRik April 19, 2011

Perth

A place in Australia where good bands avoid going to to perform...for some apparent reason which I don't know about.

Random 1: Hey, do you know if Panic! At the Disco are coming to Perth?

Random 1's friend:Probably not; it's Perth for god sake!

by Rainbow Donut Killer October 2, 2012

Perth

The most isolated city in the world.

Perth is so far away!

by Bel May 3, 2005

Perth Amboy

Perth Amboy is an old town, having been founded in 1693. It is one of the most historic towns in NJ, having once been the capitol of East Jersey prior to the Revolutionary War. Perth Amboy has always been a city of immigrants, with wave after wave of different ethnic groups succeeding and supplanting the ones that came before. Now it's the Dominicans who are the newest group. When I was in school there, it was the Puerto Ricans who were the new group. My mom used to talk about how the Eastern Europeans were looked down on by the Irish; my grandmother used to talk about housecleaning for the wealthy German Jewish ladies when she was 14.

Who knows a decade from now what the majority ethnic group will be? That's one of the best things about Perth Amboy - it's always evolving, sometimes for better, sometimes for worse. I've seen Hall Avenue go from a nice street with shops, bakeries, shoe repair shops to a drug-infested rundown dump to a street that's now living again. So it is with other parts of the town. Perth Amboy is a ghetto in the sense that it is the home of a high concentration of one ethnic group, but it's not a ghetto in the sense that people don't take pride in their families and their homes. They do; sometimes though that's not recognizable to those who have fled the urban towns of NJ for bigger homes, bigger property, and only English-speaking neighbors.

One thing about Perth Amboyans: they will fight among themselves, but they have an almost fanatic loyalty about the town when dealing with outsiders. I've never met someone from Perth Amboy with an inferiority complex, and it seems that the worse rep the town gets the prouder we are to be from here. When I was in high school, we took pride in the fact that the more suburban schools were afraid to play here (Woodbridge had cause - we tried to tip over the team bus - with the team inside it) . Reverse snobbism at its best - lol.

by DownTheShore August 10, 2010

Peert

A peert (also known as a "drizzle pop-fizzle") is when someone urinating (either standing or sitting) unintentionally farts and therefore causes bystanders to wonder, "What the fuck was that?"

I was just in the restroom and someone about crapped themselves when they were takin' a piss. Smelled like musk and dead people in there!

by c.d.h October 17, 2004

Perth

The best Aussie city with the best beaches and hottest people where the Aussie accent is a tad toned down from the rest of Australia. Many celebrities and models come out of Perth. It has the highest amount of celebrities coming out of it than any other Australian city. The people are very laid back and friendly.

Out of all the cities I've been to Perth is my favourite, though I don't live there, I would like to.

by JeJay December 26, 2005

perthy

a term that means dull and boring

~asociated with perth

08:29 <saxamo> wow you guys are so freaking perthy
08:29 <ifish> perthy?
08:29 <%merc|AFK> ifish: a term that means dull and boring
08:30 <%merc|AFK> ~asociated with perth
08:30 <ifish> oh ok

by mercluke April 18, 2010