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Pedomobile

An old, beat up, crappy looking car that when you look at it you think a pedophile drives it, or a car that has a sexually suggestive licence plate such as:2YUNG469
"Holy crap did you see that Pedomobile? the licence plate's halarious!"
by Jerrycanner February 3, 2010
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peedoo

Excuse me, I must go peedoo
by Judy Drayer September 3, 2007
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Perdomo

someone that tries to get you really drunk. When they ask you to drink, you drink out of respect.
Thanks for being so perdomo last night. Now I am hungover.
by The crazy neighbor July 4, 2008
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paedometer

Electronic or analogue device similar in function to a Pedometer but keeps a measurement/record of the number of children molested, assulted or sexually used by a paedophile at any one time when in use.
Johhny was unsure of the number of kiddies he'd molested until he checked the count on his paedometer
by Digital-Prozac February 3, 2005
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Peesome

When 3 or more people float next to each other in an ocean or lake, and all pee simultaneously. Likely the result of alcohol consumption.
"After spending the afternoon drinking beers on a boat, Heather, Jessica and I had a peesome while floating in the lake."
by KingGus2 May 29, 2013
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Pedomau5

Pedomau5 is a crossbreed between Deadmau5, (an international DJ) and Pedobear (self explanatory).
Guy 1: Dude, oh my god if a Pedomau5 were to ever appear at a park, our children would see Ghosts 'N' stuff!

Guy 2: Yeah, and it's so not fair because that Pedomau5 would not be doing it wrong.
by Shmurness October 21, 2010
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pedometer

1.) pedometer (ped-o-mee-ter) n - an instrument that is required by the National Police Defense Foundation to be worn by a convicted pedophile to record the approximate distance that the pedophile is from a potential child victim. Upon being the 39.37 U.S. inches away from a prepubescent human, the instrument will start beeping and will alert the respective authorities.
After charges of pedophilia, John was equiped with a pedometer to better secure the safety of children.
by violetist August 21, 2009
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