pedo stache

the wispy half-mustache found on many teenage boys, but also some middle aged men, that make them look like pedophiles

Ew, john needs to shave that pedo stache, either grow it out or get rid of it:/

by thispussymute October 10, 2020

pedo snacks

When your favorite restaurant is found out to be owned by your friendly neighborhood child molester.

Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmm these pedo snacks.

by SpreadThemCheeks May 20, 2017

pedo-split

v. the act of ending a relationship between someone about to turn 18 and some one who is age 16 or below. due to the fact that one member of the relationship will become an adult on his/her birthday he/she would become a pedophile by staying together with the now underage person.

"yea me n my girl had to separate"

"why bro"

"cuz i just turned 18 yesterday and she's still 15 so we had to pedo-split"

by thnkfrgtsmvwls August 2, 2009

pedo-stash

A word used to describe a small moustache that would be befitting of a paedophile. Commonly used in English secondary schools to describe pubecent boys' dodgy unshaved moustaches.

Girl 1 "look at Josh and his little pedo-stash"

Girl 2 "eurgh, just pick up a razor it's not hard"

by bigtiddysucker September 30, 2023

Pedo-Stash

A pencil-like mustache that would be befitting a pedophile

Dude see Cien over there in the playground. Dude is sporting a serious pedo-stash we should call the police.

by Cienispedophile January 20, 2021

pedo shot

a shot you receive preventing you from pedophile syndrome; what sydney takes every three months so she doesnt have pedophile symptoms

syd was stabbed with a pedo shot after she was found on the street corner acting as a pedophile

to be in the 2for5 business, you must receive your pedo shot & be disease free. all workers with diseases must give their customers a 10% discount. employees must wash hands before returning to work.

thank you pedo shot, i can fuck everyone in sight!

by 2for5dollaah January 29, 2012

Pedo-stache

Commonly known as a total shit mustache that most pedophiles possess. Paul Coats as the most ideal pedo-stache, that shit is so insanely creepy looking.

Damn Paul Coat's pedo-stache is so god damn ugly.

by locolegend September 17, 2021