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Thai Padlock

Noun. The act of tucking male genitalia between the thighs or butt-cheeks for the purpose of giving one's groin the appearance of female genitalia.
1. Carlos fooled a few guys last night with his infamous mastery of the thai padlock.

2. Alex likes having sex with old ladies but he tolerates old men who are good at doing the thai padlock.

3. My penis is too short for a thai padlock.
by Visa para Tailandia September 25, 2017
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Padlocking

When you go up to some douchbag with huge gauges and you take a padlock and lock it through there gauges.
Dude we should go Padlocking at sixflags today!
by Apathetic_Lamp August 24, 2011
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padlocked

Pilot slang. Being unable to take one's eyes off a target(enemy aircraft, escort package or some fine lady in a bar) for fear one will not be able to find it again.
Billy : '' Dude, I padlocked Patty, talk to you later. ''
Johny: ''OK, just take it easy now''

Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''
by goldenb0y February 23, 2008
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padlock catholics

a catholic or holy person that is a virgin and that wont have sex because they believe in abstinence or wont to save sex for sumone special.
adam: i wanna tap one of those girls
james: not possible, there all padlock catholics
adam: fuck sake!
by funkygayl June 28, 2011
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Padlocks

a name given to an overweight teen whose parents put a lock on the fridge at night so they wont eat all the food.
Man, i saw padlocks walking to her neighbors to get some milk...her momma musta locked up the fridge again.
by The Shrine May 20, 2008
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Spanish padlock

A chastity belt jealous husbands made their women wear during the Middle Ages.
A Spanish padlock guards the women's virtue while her husband is off to fight in the Crusades.
by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008
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padlock man

A man who has no intentions on getting married to you after years of dating and empty promises. And has refused to allow you find true love.

Introduces you to family and friends and allow them call you 'our wife ' not because he has plans on marrying you, but because that's what you want to hear.
1.Jude is a padlock man, I really pity for Diana

2. These days, ladies prefer a Yoruba demon to a padlock man
by Gbese!!!! April 20, 2018
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