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Keep your pecker hard and your powder dry

To remain optimistic and in good spirits even in hard times, while also staying composed and ready for anything.
Times are tough everywhere man, just keep your pecker hard and your powder dry, and you’ll make it through.
by Ginger Snappah Head October 6, 2021
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Methodist pecker checker

A Methodist pecker checker is a girl who, when making time with a guy, feels his penis and masturbates him if he is tumescent.
Charlene is a Methodist pecker checker; she guarantees a good time.
by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019
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pigeon pecker

a jew, signifying the action a jew makes rocking back and forth while praying to the Western Wall
These fucking pigeon peckers own the media and will never stop making up fake news stories!
by GoyimTV December 22, 2021
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Pecking Order

What you need to understand before you can start Popo's training
Popo: Alright maggots listen up, Popo's bout to teach you the pecking order... It goes: you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami, then Popo
by Lord Damon November 16, 2009
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Dj Peck Neck

Dj Peck Neck is a no good prop copier who is also a peck neck
by The_Condutor October 24, 2019
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Peck

A swear word for birds. Goes well long with the word neck. Never say it in an endorsement. Favored by train conductors.
I nae goin' to be judged by some,
MUSTACHED
HATLESS
TICKET GIVING
HOOD WEARING
PECK NECK!!
by Nicoratom April 16, 2018
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Bill Gates pecker

a penis reminiscent of Bill Gates....it's Micro and Soft
After gym class, Grant always showered with his shorts on...he had a Bill Gates pecker.
by BigBird1017 March 20, 2008
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