Texas Pickle

A blow job given immediately after the penis is withdrawn from the anus. No wiping or clean up. Straight up ass to mouth.

That new cashier at the Kroger gave me a Texas pickle behind the dumpster.

That dude gave me a Texas pickle last night in the parking lot. I just can’t shake the taste.

by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020

peckeroni

When you are ejaculating in a girl's throat after eating a pizza and she pukes cumm and pizza onto your still pulsating cock.

Rhonda was giving me an awesome blowjob, but as soon as I started cumming the bitch puked the pizza we just ate and cumm all over my dick. Wasnt expecting a peckeroni. Damn, should never feed them before throat fucking them.

by ABMCPC January 7, 2017

hank pecker

A real all American gun-loving man. Who knows who the real president is. He is the epitome of masculinity and only eats meat.

Hank Pecker uses his second amendment to protect your first

by mibba 69420 January 12, 2021

pickle skinner

A rat bastard railroad electrician who sucks the foreman's dick to keep his job.

Where's Larry? That pickle skinner is in the office ratting on people.

by Meatneck December 25, 2020

Frozen Stink Pickle

When you defecate into a condom and proceed to freeze it and use it as a dildo.

Jenny borrowed my dildo so I had to make a frozen stink pickle.

by Shredward Norton March 2, 2011

pickle me grandmother

Expression of shock or disappointment.

Australian colloquialism made popular by the character Ted Bullpitt in the 70's sitcom "Kingswood Country".

(synonym) "D'oh!"

Pickle me grandmother !! The wog's just crashed into the Kingswood !!

by doc brown October 6, 2007

Margie Pickle

A Margie Pickle is when you are being given a blowjob and she sneezes on your dick.

"My girl was givin me head and accidentally gave me a Margie Pickle."

by Sans Tells the Truth November 7, 2018