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Porsche peado

A grown man who drives a old convertible boxer around the local streets to attract the attention of local girls.

Similar to the Pope mobile but much less impressive and only appeals to teenage girls.
Taylor “Hey baby do you wanna go for ride in my super cool Porsche?”

Girl “Er is that a 2002 boxer?”

Taylor” Shut up and watch this

Then proceeds to wheel spin the Porsche peado mobile machine into a wall.

Girl “no thanks I’ll just wait for the bus”
by WyVill March 18, 2021
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Peado fantasist

A term to describe someone who fantasises pedophilia without any credible evidence to support their fantasies. It's almost like they want pedophilia to have happened; even when all evidence suggest otherwise.
Stop being such a peado fantasist. It's disgusting.
by commonsense_ February 26, 2022
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peadosaurus

A form of dinosaur decended from the tryannosaurus that sexually abused baby dinosaurs and then killed and ate them afterwards.
Peadosaurus: RARRRRRR*oooh baby dinosaur...sexytime*

Baby dinosaur: GRRAAH*oh no....rapeytime*
by ermmmm May 12, 2007
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peado

a person (usually male) who goes for young children for sexual needs. they seduce them over the internet usually and get them to do things they want.
"whos your new bird then louie??" askes liam "shes danielle. shes 12 years old and ready for the picken'" replies louie "you are rather sick, being 17, don't you think that makes you a peado?" "no" replies louie "younger girls always go for older men, so i think i'm doing them a favour" "sick bastard" replies liam
by masterlee April 10, 2006
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Peado

A person who wears a £15 supreme lanyard and thinks he is a hype beast and sends nudes
The peado sent nudes to three girls of which all said it was small. He stares and people (booty)
by Jamie rooney February 15, 2018
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Peadoey

Someone who is a pedo and is doing something like a pedo
Rory and Olivia are really peadoey
by Daddy aka ossian June 17, 2019
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Peadair

The name of a very cool, very tired, Irish guy.
Peadair should be doing homework but is on Urban Dictionary instead
by Fresh Chaos November 23, 2021
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