Pacing Error

Common mistake made in dating whereby one party tries to move the relationship forward too quickly.

Martin said he loved her on the second date. What a major Pacing Error. She would have gone out with him again, but now she is really creeped out.

by Lotusflower February 15, 2007

pencing

Pencing, or to pence.

When a closeted gay man uses two of his wife's tampons to anally penetrate himself for sexual pleasure. The practice originated in Indiana, but is expected to be equally popular in other parts of the country (notably, the District of Columbia) by early 2017.

Advanced practitioners of pencing have been reported to use soiled tampons (likely from the bathroom trash) and to find extra pleasure from the presence of menstrual fluid. But, this variation is difficult due to the flaccid nature of the instruments in question and generally requires the insertion of other objects prior to the initiation of the actual pencing.

Dude, our VP is pencing all over the place!

That guy is totally unreliable; too busy pencing.

by DonatetoPPforMPence November 13, 2016

Pencing

A non-sexual activity when a man rubs his face around the genital and anal areas of a more powerful man as a way of sucking up and getting approval; the tongue may also sometimes be employed; extreme groveling.

I almost puked with all the pencing of congressional leaders in the White House meetings last week.

by M. Pence December 25, 2017

Peacin

your outtie, your peaced, sayonara, deucin it

yo aymen im peacin man!, your peaced, deuce up-A.town

by Lucky-Grad05 June 27, 2005

Peaceing

v. to peace out; to leave or part ways

Yeah, so we're peaceing bitches.

by Jimmythefish150 January 2, 2009

Peaking

Euphoric feeling literally an overwhelming sensation of emotions usually good ones.

"Bro CB is peaking right now on the 7 grams of shrooms he took." - People Reading CB's FB posts

by Alt420 July 3, 2020

Pencing

A combat sport, similar to fencing, in which the two male participants sword fight using exclusively their own penises in front of the home of Vice President Mike Pence.

Guy 1: “I hate living near Mike Pence, there’s always dudes pencing on his lawn”
Guy 2: “Shit bro that’s gay”

by jmerricka January 20, 2019