pantard

Someone stupid in every type of intelligence. A combination of the Greek word 'pan' meaning 'all' and the word 'tard'

Hey, pantard, you spilled your mountain dew all over me!

by Gabriel Malone December 28, 2007

Pastard

A scumbag who brings up negatives from your past to pull you down or belittle you.

Note: Ben has nothing against gays

Bill: (argument)

Ben: (counter-argument)

Bill: at least I didn't fuck a guy!

Ben: but, that was ages ago.

Bill: you still did it.

Ben: sure you hang out with gay guys.

Bill: I don't fuck them though.

Ben: you just can't accept my argument, pastard... >.<

by Alien0826 April 25, 2013

Payturday

The Saturday after payday. Payturday is a day for celebration. Whether it be going out with friends or paying bills/rent, Payturday is traditionally spent with a grin on the faces of people celebrating.

Payturday

by Therkelsaurus November 2, 2013

Pattard

Slightly below full retard.

Damn he got arrested for shoplifting pop tarts and knocked up a single mom of two in the same semester?

Yeah man, he went full pattard.

by Jufghkokghhj December 10, 2018

Pastard

{pɑːstɜː(ɹ)d}; Noun. (past + bastard)

1. A retroactive insult for a person who was a bastard in history.

2. An insult towards time-travellers who currently reside in the past.

"Wait, so that T-800 we sent to destroy humanity was turned to the human side, sent back in time and saved Jon Connor from our newest time-traveling robot assassin? What a pastard."

by EthZee March 8, 2010

Paltard

Noun - A Portmanteau (a blend of two words) Paltalk* and Retard.

Paltalk + Retard = Paltard

*Paltalk is a Chat Service (Paltalk Scene).

That freakin' dude "wiley" has turned into the most obnoxious Paltard!

by iamrede2duh August 4, 2008

Paltard

Noun - A blend of two words, Paltalk* and Retard.

Paltalk + Retard = Paltard

*Paltalk is a Chat Service (Paltalk Scene).

That freakin' dude "wiley" has turned into the most obnoxious Paltard!

by iamrede2duh August 8, 2008