Spongebobs best friend and also a sexual move in witch a (preferably) live starfish is used for self pleasure
by Autism fights official January 17, 2017
"Wow Annie has really small hands compared to her arm size"
"Yeah she has serious Patrick star hands"
"Yeah she has serious Patrick star hands"
by mattie&molly November 29, 2017
Lacking determination to be socially active; making minimal to no appearances at group events; intentionally missing and not replying phone calls, text messages and voice mails and avoiding social networks on the internet (AIM, Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, etc.) to the extent where your friends think you're living under a rock.
Often acknowledged as an effect of post-heartbreak/depression and lasts for several months at a time.
Often acknowledged as an effect of post-heartbreak/depression and lasts for several months at a time.
Girl: "Where's Jamie been? Is he okay?"
Boy: "He must have caught Patrick Star Syndrome, I haven't heard from him in ages."
Girl: "That girl must have broken his heart, huh?"
Boy: "You bet."
Boy: "He must have caught Patrick Star Syndrome, I haven't heard from him in ages."
Girl: "That girl must have broken his heart, huh?"
Boy: "You bet."
by Kesoboy April 25, 2009
Joe Biden should be given the Patrick Star award in honor of his presidency, since he has truly done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else has. Joey and Patrick are also about on the same level intellectually.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Definitely on the list of the most derpy characters on Spongebob Squarepants. He only appears in one episode... Or does he?
patrick not-star be derpy
by Patrick Not-Star July 07, 2014
When someone is preforming very pleasurable sexual acts on your dick (typically oral) to the extent that you go “silly”, as well as giving you five stars on your skin, which for white people makes the affected skin turn pink.
Also a character from the show Spongebob Squarepants
Also a character from the show Spongebob Squarepants
by Hugecock69420 October 24, 2023
A weirdo that is best friends with Spongerbob. Catches jellfish and lives under a rock like a true starfish.
by Kermit.thesponge November 28, 2019