Patiogasm

Feelings of physical contentment, palpitations & throbbing of the genitalia, tingling of toes and lips, giggling while On The Patio.

Capable of mutiple patiogasms.

by M Carpenter October 24, 2004

patina

Verb. To throw a load of feces in a sleeping person's face. Preferably while filming for distribution on youtube. Similar to antique.

Alex got drunk and passed out last night, so we patina'ed him and posted the video for the world to see.

by Joie de Vivre February 22, 2008

pating

the sound of the noise it makes when a bullet hits a chinese person in a bullet proof vest

i roll around whalley and shoot that wack chanker and ''paTING'' his ass get up and maul me.

by DaBomb. September 4, 2006

Palinga

A word you refer to the penis when you try to teach your catholic child the difference about boys and girls.

boys have palingas and girls have cooters.

by ironicstatement August 10, 2009

patina

verb: the act of throwing a load of scat in the face of an unsuspecting victim while asleep or passed out, preferably videotaped for distribution on the internet. Similar to antiquing.

Dude, Jojo is totalled passed out, let's antique him!

I'm actually feeling a little bit adventurous, let's go with the patina tonight. Go grab the camcorder.

by gogo gadget penis February 23, 2008

Paingasm

A sharp feeling of discomfort in the genital region of a man that normally happens without notice causing one to wince in tremendous soreness.

Chris winced in agony as a paingasm suddenly presented itself during dinner.

by Daren Bukator December 29, 2007

Patinasexual

This first came to light on a Yahoo answers page entitled "What do you call people that are sexually attracted to pans?"

Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to flat or thin objects e.g. A frying pan, a baking pan, the or a tortilla.

See: Pansexual definition #7, Objectophilia

Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to a fine layer of some substance over an object; usually, but not limited to, showing age e.g. rust, frost, or someone with a very tight fitting bag over their head/body

See: Patina, gerontophilia, Serial Killer

I didn't realize Jim was a Patinasexual until I saw him fucking my moms good china plates.

I knew I was a Patinasexual when I had the uncontrollable urge to use a rusty pipe as a dildo.

by Mike, the down stairs neighbor June 17, 2016