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patch

Female frontal pubic hair area trimmed into the shape of a rectangle.
"That chick's patch is all dialed in."
by Steve Austin April 25, 2003
mugGet the patchmug.

patched

Scottish (mostly Dundonian) slang for being ditched or physically left by someone/people for others.
You just got patched.
by fxckinjess July 5, 2014
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patch

to "make out with"; Australian teen slang term.
I just patched the fugliest girl! Someone wash out my mouth!
by hotlamp December 30, 2008
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Patch

To be spanked on the buttocks with a wet and soapy rubber glove.
Patch me harder baby....yeah, that's how I like it.
by FUCKUPHIMA January 24, 2015
mugGet the Patchmug.

Patching

Patching is a game where you elude to the phrase "Cabbage patch kid" in a Facebook comment after a certain person (who looks like a cabbage patch kid) has commented. Started by sktc.co.uk . Look for '/patching' on the site.
Patching: 'Hey kid! Have you played Portal lately? They've released a patch that gets rid of a lot of bugs. Took away that cabbage-green colour that sometimes flashes across the screen.'
by jobo91 June 9, 2011
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by anonymous July 16, 2021
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patch

a spot of hair that is missing from your head usually used as a cap for cappers
1. Damn look at that fat ass PATCH!!
2. Awwww PATCH!!
by qjouwsetriynu December 16, 2008
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