Patches' Law

As an object decreases in size, the more it's shape becomes similar to that of a penis.

M1: Do you shove stuff up your butt ?

M2: Only if it's penis shaped.
M1: What if it was a really tiny vagina?
M2: Well, that's basically penis shaped.
M1: Ahh...you're talking about Patches' Law.

by papa patches June 1, 2023

Patches O'Houlihan

You are having sex with a girl, reverse cowgirl style in her wheel chair, on an incline. As your finishing, lift her by her lifeless hips, and toss her in front of the wheelchair, and proceed to run the bitch over. The best part about this technique, is she'll still be there tomorrow. But if you're a gentleman, you'll call her a cab.

So I gave this girl a Patches O'Houlihan, and I was going to call her a cab, but she got hit by a semi. At least I got the wheelchair out of the deal.

by Jeff King Man February 27, 2007

Patches Ito

Patches ito is a Dalmatian from a game called “Purrfect Apawcalypse” which is really good btw

He’s the main antagonist of all the games.
He seems to be a polite and charming person but he’s really a manipulative murderer.
He’s the EX boyfriend of Angel Grimalkin.
A lot of people have a crush on him. Or almost a lot.
He’s a Dalmatian, if it wasn’t that obvious.
He also ends up body swapping with his EX.

This was written by an idiot.

Person 1: Patches ito is hot
Person 2: he will fucking kill you

by Patcherssiito September 27, 2022

patches of kitten hair

The hair that men sometimes forget to shave usually under the side burns where the beard beggins to form.

awwww baby i love your patches of kitten hair!

by ivette July 19, 2006

Patches o'houlihan

A bald bitch that is bald not on purpose but by accident.

Gotdamn look at that Patches O'Houlihan ass bitch, she got no hangtime.

by HitsCripWALK January 20, 2013

Patches O'houlihan

Really sweaty arm pits

Good sweet Patches O'houlihan i have sweaty fucking arm pits. Lock

by Dj Lock May 1, 2010

Patches the plush

Patches the plush is a made up character by a user on a site. It is a mix of plush and human, and has a gender defined as male. He has a long backstory, but in general has several patches and stitches. Colton Calloway is his real name, but prefers being called Patches. Contains Child Like innocence, sensitive and mostly cheery+happy. They're allergic to cinnamon, and deserve more love

Patches the plush kept coughing and wheezing due to being exposed to cinnamon

by GlitchedButterz1987 August 17, 2017