Pasty smashing

A metaphorical term to describe a lesbian. Imagery of the famous cornish pasty is used to replicate the act of scissoring in which a females pasty-like vagina is 'smashed' against another's. Hence Pasty smashing.

Girl 1: "Fancy going out tonight?"
Girl 2: "Nah babes, I fancy staying in tonight and pasty smashing!"

by DirtyPea May 15, 2012

pantry suprise

when your low on groceries and haven't been able to
get to the store so you invent some random food concoction made from what is left over in the fridge and pantry
to make it look like you have something for dinner.

Your family asks you whats for dinner and you respond with
"pantry suprise!".

by smarterthansmartone August 26, 2011

pasty slapper

A pasty slapper is a person who will hit a person in school and ask for a fight but as soon as he is threatened he will run away and tell a teacher.

Josh you fucking pasty slapper get here now so i can beat your ass.

by Pasty__slapper January 11, 2018

pantry score

food you find in your cupboard that you didn't know you had

Yeeeeees! Chocolate chips! Now I don't have to go to the store AGAIN, before I make cookies...... Pantry Score!!!!

by calidomo October 23, 2014

Pasty Swag King

When you are a pasty albino cunt with the face of a potato cross pug but still command the respect of the whole crew and any bypassing women. Most likely a god at footy who can bag 10 in 100 point loss.

What a fucking goal by Jack Riewoldt, he is the Pasty Swag King!!! Grab me a beer mate

by Fish daddy June 26, 2015

Walk In Pantry Sex

the best sex there is

"dude, lets do some walk in pantry sex"
"ok sure bro"

by Lucascxmslxt May 20, 2021

Pasty bean sack

The equivalence of small man syndrome but instead for chunky white guys who call themselves Mexican.

Pasty bean sacks may rule the world but lack with the ladies due to the radiontal brightness of there skin complexion.

by Malakas March 2, 2018