pattana 

FUCKING AWESOME AND HE LOVES PORN

Pattana Loves Porn

pattana by Pattana November 3, 2013

pastamancer 

If you're ever in need of some noodles, a pastamancer is just what you need! With their Cannelloni Cocoon and Manicotti Meditation, Pastamancer's are a valued class in the kingdom of loathing. I mean, what's better than noodles? Besides, you know, other stuff.

With his mastery of the arcane secrets of Noodlecraft, the Pastamancer is a force to be reckoned with. He relies on his Mysticality to get ahead in the world.

pastamancer by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005

pastatarian 

One who claims to be a vegetarian but all they eat is carbohydrates.

Jen claims to be a vegetarian, but she dosent like vegetables, thus she is a pastatarian.

pastatarian by Will Greenhalgh June 10, 2003

pastapants

When one shoves a handful of noodles down someone's pants. Usually, it's a friend, but on occasion some have been known to enjoy the noodley feel deep within their drawers. Not for the faint of heart.

Susie was so mad the other night at dinner. We'd been arguing for a while when I suddenly said 'to hell with it' and grabbed a handful of spaghetti. And lo and behold, pastapants! Or in this case, pastapanties.

pastapants by Billy Rupp October 11, 2007

Pastanaut

Someone that loves to have pasta for dinner every day.

OMG, he's having macaroni and spaghetti for dinner every day, that guy MUST be a pastanaut!

Pastanaut by ChrisvB January 5, 2009

Pastafareinism 

A modern religion in which the members of the church(called pastafareinites) worship the flying spaghetti monster. Every alternate sunday they have their version of a christian Eucharist, in which they consume massive amounts of spaghetti, and blessed sauce. They do not like to be confused with linguinists who's belief in the great linguine god contradicts modern pastafareinism. Pronounced: Pasta-fairy-in-ism

Jimmy:Hey John my family is having a Christmas Party and wanted to know if you would like to come?"
John:Screw that man! I'm a pastafareinites and I don't believe in Santa.
Jimmy: Um christmas is about jesus...
John:Well the First Church of Pastafareinism doesn't support Jesus, because his body is made of bread and bread soaks up all the wonderful sauce that the flying spaghetti monster makes for us.
Jimmy:You're a freak.

Pastafareinism by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009

Pestana 

A sur-name originating from Portugal, but now can be easily mistaken for meaning "eyelash" in Spanish.

Do you know somebody named Pestana?

Pestana by MerryLarry January 31, 2009