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Child Arsonist

One who commits the act of Child Arson
by Farrell Gilmour March 12, 2009
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Parsons' law

The law stating that a piece of equipment will not work, named after physicist Nick Parsons
This Maltese cross tube isn't working, clearly it obeys Parsons' law!

This is not the way it should be, it must be Parsonic.
by Lsymms December 15, 2013
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Personist

Someone who holds views similar to a humanist (i.e. upholding human reason, ethics, and justice, and rejecting supernaturalism, pseudoscience, and superstition), but with different rights-criteria. The main distinction is that personists believe that rights are conferred to the extent that a creature is a person.

Consequently, a member of the human species will not necessarily fit the definition of “person” and may not receive all the rights bestowed to a person. This philosophy is also supposedly open to the idea that such non-human persons as machines, animals, and extraterrestrial life (depending on their sentience) may be entitled to certain rights currently granted only to humans.
John prefers to identify himself as a Personist rather than a Humanist, because he believes that humans are not the only animal species worthy of consideration.
by stringman5 January 14, 2011
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Jim Parsons

Jim Parsons is VERY smart and CUTE! He is mostly famouse for his role on the Big Bang Theory as Sheldon Copper. Most girls find him attractive but the bad thing is that....hes gay. Everytime you see him in an interview, he always mentions that he is no where close to being simular to Sheldon Copper. You would think that he is nerdy like his character but he mentions that he dosent know half of the stuff that his character says.
by izzy lark January 8, 2012
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longineu parsons

1) Otherwise known as 'LP', Longineu is hella hot with his dreads and drumming skills.

2) 'LP' used as slang is meant towards how well you drum
1) My gosh did you see LP go over there? I need to get his autograph!

2) Did you see that, dude??? I just pulled an LP!!
by ryan key's ass March 11, 2005
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climate arsonist

A term popularized by Joe Biden which refers to a person in power who abdicates their responsibility to acknowledge climate change and make changes that are needed, thereby becoming complicit in the widespread fires.
Let’s rally ‘round this buffoon of a climate arsonist and watch the entire US go up in flames!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2020
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Arsonist

The girl tried to start nonviolent protests, but arsonists were as violent as they come, so the protests were never really nonviolent in nature. Being as much of an arsonist as she was an activist, its fortunate she didn't get anybody at the protest hurt or killed with her actions (especially the protesters who didn't know their fellow protestor was an arsonist, something that was well hidden from them).
by Solid Mantis October 22, 2019
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