by Anus Panus July 9, 2014
Get the anus panus mug.Pagnusson is frequently seen near the penalty spot where he lies on the ground as soon as a defender comes within 3 metres of him. Whenever a penalty is awarded to the team, he steals the ball from his teammates and begins to cry when they tell him that he has bottled enough penalties this season. He has a tendency to magically disappear as soon as his team loses possession of the ball.
Coach: Pheodor Pagnusson missed the penalty again. We need to sub him off before he vanishes
Pheodor Pagnusson: *Cries while begging the ref for a penalty"
Pheodor Pagnusson: *Cries while begging the ref for a penalty"
by Penaldo the ghost April 5, 2023
Get the Pheodor Pagnusson mug.PAINUS: When a male penis is inserted into the female's anus.
Penis + Anus = Painus.
It's a noun and a verb.
Penis + Anus = Painus.
It's a noun and a verb.
ex.1
Guy # 1: I had Painus with my girlfriend yesterday, it hurt like a bitch.
Guy # 2: Sounds like a pain in the ass.
ex.2
Man: My wife and I were PAINUS-ing last night, all was going well till a gave her a hernia.
Friend: Ouch...
Guy # 1: I had Painus with my girlfriend yesterday, it hurt like a bitch.
Guy # 2: Sounds like a pain in the ass.
ex.2
Man: My wife and I were PAINUS-ing last night, all was going well till a gave her a hernia.
Friend: Ouch...
by The-Mountain November 11, 2011
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'Damn son, look at the pert pranus on her'
'Damn son, look at the pert pranus on her'
by Donny Rotten November 1, 2019
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Get the Painus mug.parnass is a person who is somewhat indescribable. They're passion for doing the most retarded and stupid things is so high that you pretty much just disregard it after a while.
by erizzo the shizzo May 16, 2008
Get the parnass mug.Paynuss is the latin root word for the commonly used word penis, meaning male genetalia. It is believed that the origin of the word came from a man with the name "Nuss". Nuss was a latin man that was said to have a 30 foot monster. Because of this beast, the leadies flocked to him, and they had to "pay" Nuss in order for him to satisfy them. Therefore, the word paynuss came to mean what it is today.
My friend Forrest is said to have quite the paynuss.
A: I wonder where the word penis came from?
B:Dude don't you know about paynuss?
A: Ah of course, that guy nuss must of had a mammoth dick
A: I wonder where the word penis came from?
B:Dude don't you know about paynuss?
A: Ah of course, that guy nuss must of had a mammoth dick
by MasterForrest March 11, 2010
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